Willum

Oviously the coolest dude to ever exist. You can try to be cooler but you won't be successful.

Guy: holy crap bro Willums the coolest guy ever I cant believe how cool he is.

Guy 2: *has heart attack because he sees how cool Willum is*

by Chicken Chad September 03, 2019

Willum

A person who refuses to eat anything but salad

"Hey do you wanna eat this cake?"
"No I'm in a Willum mood today."

by kara is cool May 02, 2009

Willum

Someone so incredibly cool, that I had to google synonyms for awesome to simply try to contaminate even a fraction of how amazing, astonishing, awe-inspiring, breathtaking, imposing, inspiring, magnificent, majestic, miraculous, spectacular, staggering, stunning, stupefying, sublime, wonderful, wondrous, epic, legendary, cool, neat, keen, sensational and excellent you are if you are Willum.

"Hey, you're Willum!"
"I know B)"

by Helmuth Aubergirratinos November 03, 2022

Willum

a small man who tends to eat only salad. he is very good at cooking but only pancakes never tomatoes!!!

i hope Willum makes pancakes this morning

by scarlettthetis February 26, 2017

Willum Ass

An nice, plump backside that's ripe for spanking or anal penetration. Most clearly defined as an ass big enough to hold a cocktail or libation similar to a shelf ass.

Jane has a great Willum Ass, I know this because an ass becomes good when I can rest my beer on her ass when she's standing up.

by George January 19, 2005

west side willum

big black mo fo wit fat BBC also known as fat apple

"Weow that it is a total west side willum, he's such a gangster"

by the west side willum April 19, 2009

Willum Salerno

The most intelligent being on the planet earth. Known for his many amounts of smarts. His mom is a mall cop.

"Hey whos that fatass retard over there?"
"Oh thats just Willum Salerno his mom is a mall cop"

by Kell Yousef February 19, 2020