willump

Balls

his willumps are HUGE

by Clavery2 May 22, 2021

Willemphobia

Willemphobia, the fear of the absolute unit that is willem, 99% is confirmed to have Willemphobia purely because he exists

"I have willemphobia"

"Same bro I cower in my boots every time I hear the word willem"

by Your female guardian June 19, 2021

Willum

Oviously the coolest dude to ever exist. You can try to be cooler but you won't be successful.

Guy: holy crap bro Willums the coolest guy ever I cant believe how cool he is.

Guy 2: *has heart attack because he sees how cool Willum is*

by Chicken Chad September 3, 2019

Willum

A person who refuses to eat anything but salad

"Hey do you wanna eat this cake?"
"No I'm in a Willum mood today."

by kara is cool May 2, 2009

Willum Ass

An nice, plump backside that's ripe for spanking or anal penetration. Most clearly defined as an ass big enough to hold a cocktail or libation similar to a shelf ass.

Jane has a great Willum Ass, I know this because an ass becomes good when I can rest my beer on her ass when she's standing up.

by George January 19, 2005

Willum

Someone so incredibly cool, that I had to google synonyms for awesome to simply try to contaminate even a fraction of how amazing, astonishing, awe-inspiring, breathtaking, imposing, inspiring, magnificent, majestic, miraculous, spectacular, staggering, stunning, stupefying, sublime, wonderful, wondrous, epic, legendary, cool, neat, keen, sensational and excellent you are if you are Willum.

"Hey, you're Willum!"
"I know B)"

by Helmuth Aubergirratinos November 3, 2022

Willum

a small man who tends to eat only salad. he is very good at cooking but only pancakes never tomatoes!!!

i hope Willum makes pancakes this morning

by scarlettthetis February 26, 2017