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Willemphobia 

Willemphobia, the fear of the absolute unit that is willem, 99% is confirmed to have Willemphobia purely because he exists
"I have willemphobia"

"Same bro I cower in my boots every time I hear the word willem"
Oviously the coolest dude to ever exist. You can try to be cooler but you won't be successful.
Guy: holy crap bro Willums the coolest guy ever I cant believe how cool he is.

Guy 2: *has heart attack because he sees how cool Willum is*
Willum by Chicken Chad September 3, 2019
A person who refuses to eat anything but salad
"Hey do you wanna eat this cake?"
"No I'm in a Willum mood today."
Willum by kara is cool May 2, 2009

Willum Ass 

An nice, plump backside that's ripe for spanking or anal penetration. Most clearly defined as an ass big enough to hold a cocktail or libation similar to a shelf ass.
Jane has a great Willum Ass, I know this because an ass becomes good when I can rest my beer on her ass when she's standing up.
Willum Ass by George January 19, 2005
Someone so incredibly cool, that I had to google synonyms for awesome to simply try to contaminate even a fraction of how amazing, astonishing, awe-inspiring, breathtaking, imposing, inspiring, magnificent, majestic, miraculous, spectacular, staggering, stunning, stupefying, sublime, wonderful, wondrous, epic, legendary, cool, neat, keen, sensational and excellent you are if you are Willum.
"Hey, you're Willum!"
"I know B)"
Willum by Helmuth Aubergirratinos November 3, 2022
a small man who tends to eat only salad. he is very good at cooking but only pancakes never tomatoes!!!
i hope Willum makes pancakes this morning
Willum by scarlettthetis February 26, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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