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will not 

a shit nugget stuck to your ass hair. It just "will not" come loose. grogandingle berry bodaggit
Every now and then you gotta pull out the will nots from your arse.
will not by Biggussar January 26, 2008
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will not 

A piece of dried feces that get caught in the hair around ones anus due to inadequate wiping following a bowel movement. It will not come out.
Dude 1: Hey, stop pickeng your ass
Dude 2: I cannot help it. These will nots are so annoying
will not by backwash99 March 24, 2011

will not quit 

Something unrelentingly impressive and impervious to the effects of aging.
Emma has an ass that will not quit.
will not quit by null_device December 18, 2008

the manny will not be televised 

"The Manny will not be televised" is a phrase used as a chant for revolution, particularly in regards to police reformation. It was coined by user @themannyspotted on TikTok at an Oregon protest sometime in early-mid 2020, and is a reference to both the 1970 song/poem "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" by Gil Scott-Heron, and the Diary of a Wimpy Kid character Manny Heffley.

The phrase is typically used as either a chant at a police reformation/Black Lives Matter protest, or as a social media caption for pictures of political graffiti featuring Manny Heffley's head, in support of the movement.
"See that Black Lives Matter graffiti? The Manny will not be televised!"

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Joe Biden won't be assassinated during his term
This post will not age well. That is because of a phenomenon known as the curse of Tippercanoe. This curse says that every 20 years, the president will suffer a misfortune of being assassinated during their term. This started with William Henry Harrison in 1840 who died a month into his term, and so on. Ronald Reagan is the only president to survive this curse

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The reason I will not succeed in life 

Cute cats and text on pictures is The reason I will not succeed in life
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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