Definitions by backwash99

willnot

A piece of dried shit that gets caught in the hair around ones asshole due to inadequate wiping following a dump. They will not come out.

Dude 1: Hey, stop pickeng your ass
Dude 2: I cannot help it. These willnots are so annoying

willnot by backwash99 March 25, 2011

will not 

A piece of dried feces that get caught in the hair around ones anus due to inadequate wiping following a bowel movement. It will not come out.

Dude 1: Hey, stop pickeng your ass
Dude 2: I cannot help it. These will nots are so annoying

will not by backwash99 March 24, 2011