A predominantly homosexual male who uses "Wild Blue" satellite installation credentials to creep around apartment to apartment looking for vulnerable males to rape. Scoping out potential victims in middle to upper class complexes is common especially while remaining respectfully employed by a reputable company (IE: Dish, DirecTV, etc.)
I bent over to tie my shoes and the Wildblue guy started dry humping me, wtf?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'