Definitions by theKitten

pussy huffing 

1. To sniff a cat and derive addictive pleasure from such activity.

2. To sniff a cooch and take pleasure from such activity.

Sarah likes pussy huffing, she cannot stop burying her face into Mr. snuggles, her cat.

Jack is addicted to pussy huffing, his girlfriend complains when he has chin stubble.

pussy huffing by theKitten June 21, 2014

FCC 

The useless bias Government agency that censors anything and everything controversial or potentially offensive that makes the TV or Radio more interesting. If it does not show the world as rainbows, unicorns and sunshine, it has NOT been approved by the FCC.

FCC is brought to you by conservative parents who can't control what their children watch 24/7 and overly sensitive people. If you are an overly protective parent/guardian or sensitive person who supports the FCC, throw your TVs and Radios out the window NOW!

"He let her *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* with a hotdog."
"Oh, Jane had a *bleep* her boyfriend was upset."
"Then she was *bleep*ed and raped senseless."

dude 1: I can't see her titties, there's some squares over them!
dude 2: Thank the FCC.

FCC by theKitten June 21, 2014

smutfic 

An extremely graphic piece of reading material aimed towards lonely or bored people who love to read about fictional characters having sex in any shape or form.

Another way to say explicit fanfiction.

I just read this smutfic about Sonic having a threesome with Tetris cubes. I can't say I was aroused but it passed the time.

smutfic by theKitten June 21, 2014

wigglesworth 

A comedic pet/nickname for a battery powered dildo or a strap-on.

Sometimes I just need some alone time with Wigglesworth, though Jeff gets jealous when I use Wigglesworth too much.

wigglesworth by theKitten June 21, 2014