"Whoa claire, you shouldnt be wearing a vest top today, blatant wiggage!"

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

"Here was a cat that carried so much wiggage, he was gigless."

me: "fo shnizzle that wig sure knows how to nig it up baby! I'd give them a nine."

mate: you wigga loving fag, he looks like that wigga DJ westwood from the UK. i'm gonna mow him down wih my qualcast."