Definitions by Darryl

botched

To ruin, or render a software installation usless, by cancelling a simple operation.

I just botched my Norton Internet Security because I tried stopping the virus scan before it was complete.

botched by Darryl May 6, 2005

Wigganese 

A Gwen Stefani type person with qualities of; one part gangsta, one part Japanese wannabe and one part transparent white girl.
This term was developed in the early 2000's in order to determine a difference between catchy words of nonsense from bikini wear forty year olds from actual music.

"Wa gwaan?"
"Oh I just saw this really wigganese girl. She continued to spell BANANAS, I don't know what her problem was, but I just had to join in."

Wigganese by Darryl April 20, 2005

relapes 

The action taken by someone when they return to anything that is not good for them.

Drugs, an abusive relationship, jail, Satan!!! (you get the picture)

relapes by Darryl June 26, 2004

special moment 

masturbation (the "special moment" is of course when you have the orgasm)

before I go to bed, I usually have a pee and a special moment.

special moment by darryl November 30, 2003

pole hopping

When a girl is on top while having sex, and she is riding it. (Think of a pogo stick)

pole hopping by Darryl July 15, 2003

Tender 

when something is creamy and/or moist

darryl is so tender, creamy and moist

Tender by darryl June 22, 2003

damp 

the opposite to moist
its crappy and shite and boring

man that tv show is so fucking damp

damp by darryl June 22, 2003