wifel
She chose to be an at home mother whose wifel duties including transporting children to various social activities.
wifel by Gregory V. Richardson February 7, 2004
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Wifel support
Wifel support by Cclvshop July 13, 2011
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Wifel Tower
The act of synchronous penetration by two men of a wife, married to one of the men. The wife must perform a handstand with her legs spread apart and the men penetrate both the cock pocket and the balloon knot at once. The men hold each other up on tippy toes with backs bent in and palms touching while the wife sways her whiskerbiscut and her hamflower back and forth along the mens porksnorkels.
Jim and Marlene have been wonderful friends of mine for years. Why Jim and I even pulled a wifel tower on Marlene one Sunday after church behind a dairy queen dumpster on a hot day.
Wifel Tower by autocannibal July 24, 2017
Wife's Boyfriend
Wife's Boyfriend by Pogface_063 July 7, 2020
Hot slut wife
A premiscouis married woman who has sexual relations with other men outside the bonds of matrimony
with her husband's approval. Usually while the husband watches or joins when he's present.
with her husband's approval. Usually while the husband watches or joins when he's present.
Christine is a hot slut wife, not only does she look great,but she loves to screw other men with and without her husband with her. That doesn't that make her so terrible
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Hot slut wife by fathed420 December 10, 2015
safety wife
A safety wife is a friend who you have agreed to marry once you reach a certain age if you both remain single.
safety wife by Angel22222 November 13, 2013
I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!
A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!
I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife! by Mazza King October 7, 2018
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