wifelet

the better version of a wife

she’s such a wifelet

by 69jerk69 March 31, 2021

wifelet

A wifelet is a free-world prison wife manlet who loyally supports his incarcerated manmore prison daddy because the inherently effeminate manlet wifelet cannot live without enthusiastically embracing his instinctively submissive role as a sexy sissy manlet and being dominated by a real man as nature intends it. The petite manlet princess likes to doll himself up with skintight dresses and stiletto heels for conjugal visits, often includes hilariously delusional "erotic" nude photos of himself in love letters addressed to his towering manmore prison daddy (much to the horror of the correctional officers who discover them) and is constantly pestering his manmore player prison daddy to agree to a prison wedding as to make an honest manlet out of him. Manlets, when will they learn?

Correctional officer 1: WTF?! Why are there a bunch of photos of naked garden gnomes in this letter right here? This is sick shit! Correctional officer 2: Absolutely disgusting! That's basically domestic terrorism! Some deranged manlet wifelet probably sent them in. Quick, contact the Manlet Detection Agency - hopefully that midget monstrosity gets a life sentence! Correctional officer 1: That shamefully stunted sissy manlet is going to be the belle of the ball in here!

by ManletDepreciator September 23, 2024

Wifeltini

A term of endearment, encompassing all of the elegance and class that a martini represents.

An elaboration of the term 'Wifey' to imply more than just a label of claim.

Amanda is such a sweetheart, i had to put a ring on it and make her my wifeltini.

by HispanicPanic August 25, 2011

wifeless

Not having a spouse to run things by.

Because Bob showed up to the office training session without a shirt, we knew he was wifeless.

by Walkrunnnerr August 16, 2023

Wifeeta

the spanish slang name for a wifey

your number 1 girl
the one who is always there in the end
wife material the one you will marry

I will do for my wifeeta what i will do for no other girl
I got alot of bitches but my wifeeta is the only one i love
I gottta alot of homegirls but shes my bestfriend my wifeeta

by StIlLaBaDbItCh August 2, 2011

Wifelee

A beautiful, ambitious woman that has the appearance of being a suitable forever mate.

A woman that has the attributes of a good wife and mother.

Erika is beautiful, she has wifelee attributes.

by Airwrekasman September 17, 2018

wiffletree

your butt, buttox, bottom, bum, backside, ass.

Dillon: Hey Michael get off your wiffletree and do some work for a change!!

Michael: But I am really busy over here. I am doing the work of 3 people.

by three-m March 9, 2011