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wifelet
A wifelet is a free-world prison wife manlet who loyally supports his incarcerated manmore prison daddy because the inherently effeminate manlet wifelet cannot live without enthusiastically embracing his instinctively submissive role as a sexy sissy manlet and being dominated by a real man as nature intends it. The petite manlet princess likes to doll himself up with skintight dresses and stiletto heels for conjugal visits, often includes hilariously delusional "erotic" nude photos of himself in love letters addressed to his towering manmore prison daddy (much to the horror of the correctional officers who discover them) and is constantly pestering his manmore player prison daddy to agree to a prison wedding as to make an honest manlet out of him. Manlets, when will they learn?
Correctional officer 1: WTF?! Why are there a bunch of photos of naked garden gnomes in this letter right here? This is sick shit! Correctional officer 2: Absolutely disgusting! That's basically domestic terrorism! Some deranged manlet wifelet probably sent them in. Quick, contact the Manlet Detection Agency - hopefully that midget monstrosity gets a life sentence! Correctional officer 1: That shamefully stunted sissy manlet is going to be the belle of the ball in here!
wifelet by ManletDepreciator September 23, 2024
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Wifeltini
A term of endearment, encompassing all of the elegance and class that a martini represents.
An elaboration of the term 'Wifey' to imply more than just a label of claim.
An elaboration of the term 'Wifey' to imply more than just a label of claim.
Wifeltini by HispanicPanic August 25, 2011
wifeless
wifeless by Walkrunnnerr August 16, 2023
Wifeeta
the spanish slang name for a wifey
your number 1 girl
the one who is always there in the end
wife material the one you will marry
your number 1 girl
the one who is always there in the end
wife material the one you will marry
I will do for my wifeeta what i will do for no other girl
I got alot of bitches but my wifeeta is the only one i love
I gottta alot of homegirls but shes my bestfriend my wifeeta
I got alot of bitches but my wifeeta is the only one i love
I gottta alot of homegirls but shes my bestfriend my wifeeta
Wifeeta by StIlLaBaDbItCh August 2, 2011
Wifelee
A beautiful, ambitious woman that has the appearance of being a suitable forever mate.
A woman that has the attributes of a good wife and mother.
A woman that has the attributes of a good wife and mother.
Wifelee by Airwrekasman September 17, 2018
wiffletree
Dillon: Hey Michael get off your wiffletree and do some work for a change!!
Michael: But I am really busy over here. I am doing the work of 3 people.
Michael: But I am really busy over here. I am doing the work of 3 people.
wiffletree by three-m March 9, 2011
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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