wifelike

a sweet, committed female partner, much more than a girlfriend, but not officially a wife. See hubstitute (second definition).

My wifelike sent mein to get sweet potatoes, are yans the same thing?

wifelike by sewerguy August 22, 2011

You don't talk to ma wife like dat

A counter expression of idiocracy and poor grammar by a husband; intended to invoke a type of delusional authority and protection of a probable fat and ugly wife. This phrase is the primary piece of evidence which establishes that someone is:

1)male
2)white
3)weak

4)trashy
5)uneducated
6)A present-day Neanderthal

Person 1: "And I told him, 'You don't talk to ma wife like dat.'"

Person 2: "You're a fuckin' idiot. That's the best line you came up with? Is this 1981 or what? You're such a fuckin' hillbilly."

You don't talk to ma wife like dat by Chowderhead34 July 28, 2011