A wifelet is a free-world prison wife manlet who loyally supports his incarcerated manmore prison daddy because the inherently effeminate manlet wifelet cannot live without enthusiastically embracing his instinctively submissive role as a sexy sissy manlet and being dominated by a real man as nature intends it. The petite manlet princess likes to doll himself up with skintight dresses and stiletto heels for conjugal visits, often includes hilariously delusional "erotic" nude photos of himself in love letters addressed to his towering manmore prison daddy (much to the horror of the correctional officers who discover them) and is constantly pestering his manmore player prison daddy to agree to a prison wedding as to make an honest manlet out of him. Manlets, when will they learn?

Correctional officer 1: WTF?! Why are there a bunch of photos of naked garden gnomes in this letter right here? This is sick shit! Correctional officer 2: Absolutely disgusting! That's basically domestic terrorism! Some deranged manlet wifelet probably sent them in. Quick, contact the Manlet Detection Agency - hopefully that midget monstrosity gets a life sentence! Correctional officer 1: That shamefully stunted sissy manlet is going to be the belle of the ball in here!

wifelet by ManletDepreciator September 23, 2024

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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