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she’s such a wifelet
wifelet by 69jerk69 March 31, 2021

wifeless 

Not having a spouse to run things by.
Because Bob showed up to the office training session without a shirt, we knew he was wifeless.
wifeless by Walkrunnnerr August 16, 2023
Was a wife, as in wasband was a husband
My wifebeen and I are divorced. I am her wasband.
wifebeen by Sillysylvia September 6, 2023
A wifelet is a free-world prison wife manlet who loyally supports his incarcerated manmore prison daddy because the inherently effeminate manlet wifelet cannot live without enthusiastically embracing his instinctively submissive role as a sexy sissy manlet and being dominated by a real man as nature intends it. The petite manlet princess likes to doll himself up with skintight dresses and stiletto heels for conjugal visits, often includes hilariously delusional "erotic" nude photos of himself in love letters addressed to his towering manmore prison daddy (much to the horror of the correctional officers who discover them) and is constantly pestering his manmore player prison daddy to agree to a prison wedding as to make an honest manlet out of him. Manlets, when will they learn?
Correctional officer 1: WTF?! Why are there a bunch of photos of naked garden gnomes in this letter right here? This is sick shit! Correctional officer 2: Absolutely disgusting! That's basically domestic terrorism! Some deranged manlet wifelet probably sent them in. Quick, contact the Manlet Detection Agency - hopefully that midget monstrosity gets a life sentence! Correctional officer 1: That shamefully stunted sissy manlet is going to be the belle of the ball in here!
wifelet by ManletDepreciator September 23, 2024
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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