wife me
wife me by Lolabunny121723 October 31, 2015
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wife me up
wife me up by lizzzz May 14, 2017
wife me up
wife me up by wetdogs December 6, 2016
My wife left me and took the kids
A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.
My wife left me and took the kids by bankssbitch November 21, 2018
make me your wife in bed
Used by a submissive male wanting to experience the dominance of being taken. Like being the bottom,
make me your wife in bed by Bed wife June 22, 2023
trust me with your life not with your wife
trust me with your life not with your wife by rocky66 March 31, 2017
wife merit badge
when your stay at home wife earns special recognition for preforming menial tasks. such as vaccuming, cleaning house, unloading washer, dirty sanchezing, an angry dragon or just a plain old blow job
wife merit badge by thepoopadoop July 4, 2010
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