wife me

A girl wanting to get married.

"I'm such a good woman, I cook, clean and keep my man happy, someone needs to wife me."

by Lolabunny121723 October 31, 2015

wife me up

a phrase that means u want a guy to ask u out or otherwise talk to you

dude I've been waiting for him to wife me up

by lizzzz May 14, 2017

wife me up

a special outfit you wear to get killer dick

"bro i just saw this girl in some wife me up shorts and she was fucking hot"

by wetdogs December 6, 2016

My wife left me and took the kids

A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.

“Shit. My wife left me and took the kids”

“Damn. Sorry Jeff that sucks. Merry Christmas?”

by bankssbitch November 21, 2018

make me your wife in bed

Used by a submissive male wanting to experience the dominance of being taken. Like being the bottom,

Own me baby make me yours. Make me your wife in bed

by Bed wife June 22, 2023

trust me with your life not with your wife

trust me with your life not with your wife

trust me with your life not with your wife

by rocky66 March 31, 2017

wife merit badge

when your stay at home wife earns special recognition for preforming menial tasks. such as vaccuming, cleaning house, unloading washer, dirty sanchezing, an angry dragon or just a plain old blow job

Man, I'm telling you what Pam earned a wife merit badge in salad tossing last night

by thepoopadoop July 4, 2010