wife me

A girl wanting to get married.

"I'm such a good woman, I cook, clean and keep my man happy, someone needs to wife me."

by Lolabunny121723 October 31, 2015

wife me up

a phrase that means u want a guy to ask u out or otherwise talk to you

dude I've been waiting for him to wife me up

by lizzzz May 14, 2017

wife me up

a special outfit you wear to get killer dick

"bro i just saw this girl in some wife me up shorts and she was fucking hot"

by wetdogs December 06, 2016

My wife left me and took the kids

A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.

“Shit. My wife left me and took the kids”

“Damn. Sorry Jeff that sucks. Merry Christmas?”

by bankssbitch November 21, 2018