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beat wife 

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Police Terminology: A female beat partner. The woman you spend most of your time with at work on "the beat." Much like an office wife. A beat wife will watch out for you, and will help you out when you need it. Additionally, a beat wife can be expected to share good gossip about other officers with you.

It's common for a beat wife to be jealous when you talk to others of the opposite sex who also work with you, but the term does NOT describe the subject of a physical relationship.

A beat wife relates to you well, often enough to substitue your "off duty" relationship while you're at work.
My beat wife and I went and met up downtown one night when there were no calls holding, and we ended up stopping about 12 different transients, 3 of which had warrants. It was a good night.

I left my gear in the squad car last night, but luckily my beat wife is working today, and we share a car.
beat wife by Bitchin Kitchen March 13, 2007

beat off wife 

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When you masturbate repeatedly to pictures of the same woman, whether on Facebook or elsewhere, you have a beat off wife.
Greg: You see the new Demi Lovato pics?
Maurice: Yeah man, you gonna make her your beat off wife?
beat off wife by asscracky49 December 20, 2010

beat your wife

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The action of beating your wife. Commonly done by wife beaters, and beaters of wife.
I'm 'o beat my wife tonight, cuz I'm all drunk and shit.
beat your wife by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

Bottle Of Beat The Wife [buckfast] [buckie] [bucky] 

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A Northern Irish colloquialism for a bottle of Buckfast Tonic Wine. Given this nickname due to the aggressive, violent and often destructive behaviour that the beverage can induce.
"Dude, how come you were going so mental in the pit during Slayer?"
"Bottle Of Beat The Wife buckfast buckie bucky"before i got here!"

beat the wife 

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Pronounced Bate-the-wife. Irish slang for Bulmers cider. The name refers to the Irish urban legend that lads would go to the pub, get lashed off Bulmers and go home and kick the shit out of their wives. This was a severe image problem for bulmers in it’s infancy
Shur Jaysus,of course he’d be drinking beat the wife
beat the wife by BigJson June 25, 2018

I beat my wife 

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A very romantic song made by lil ignorant
Person 1: Have you heard lil ignorants new song titled I beat my wife?
Person 2: Yea that shit was funny asf
I beat my wife by Soda 7up January 1, 2023
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