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wife beat by amirbiglarbeigi May 30, 2006
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beat wife
Police Terminology: A female beat partner. The woman you spend most of your time with at work on "the beat." Much like an office wife. A beat wife will watch out for you, and will help you out when you need it. Additionally, a beat wife can be expected to share good gossip about other officers with you.
It's common for a beat wife to be jealous when you talk to others of the opposite sex who also work with you, but the term does NOT describe the subject of a physical relationship.
A beat wife relates to you well, often enough to substitue your "off duty" relationship while you're at work.
It's common for a beat wife to be jealous when you talk to others of the opposite sex who also work with you, but the term does NOT describe the subject of a physical relationship.
A beat wife relates to you well, often enough to substitue your "off duty" relationship while you're at work.
My beat wife and I went and met up downtown one night when there were no calls holding, and we ended up stopping about 12 different transients, 3 of which had warrants. It was a good night.
I left my gear in the squad car last night, but luckily my beat wife is working today, and we share a car.
I left my gear in the squad car last night, but luckily my beat wife is working today, and we share a car.
beat wife by Bitchin Kitchen March 13, 2007
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Bottle Of Beat The Wife [buckfast] [buckie] [bucky]
A Northern Irish colloquialism for a bottle of Buckfast Tonic Wine. Given this nickname due to the aggressive, violent and often destructive behaviour that the beverage can induce.
"Dude, how come you were going so mental in the pit during Slayer?"
"Bottle Of Beat The Wife buckfast buckie bucky"before i got here!"
"Bottle Of Beat The Wife buckfast buckie bucky"before i got here!"
Bottle Of Beat The Wife [buckfast] [buckie] [bucky] by Will Bradley January 15, 2009
beat the wife
Pronounced Bate-the-wife. Irish slang for Bulmers cider. The name refers to the Irish urban legend that lads would go to the pub, get lashed off Bulmers and go home and kick the shit out of their wives. This was a severe image problem for bulmers in it’s infancy
beat the wife by BigJson June 25, 2018
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