Bitchin Kitchen's definitions

desecrate

The name of the best fucking local band in Burbank, California. Expect big things from them.

Desecrate kicks ass, did you get to hear 'X-Machine' off of their CD?

by Bitchin Kitchen December 14, 2003

STP

Scientifically Tested Petroleum®

Petroleum company which makes products such as oil treatment and fuel treatment for automobiles.

Official sponsor of Richard Petty and the number 43 Plymouth NASCAR machine.

by Bitchin Kitchen August 15, 2003

5 0

5.0 liter Mustang. (302 CI)

My 5-0 could beat yo 1.8 liter Honduhz' azz!

by Bitchin Kitchen May 18, 2003

Nine Inch Pumpkin Orgy

The name of the greatest compilation CD ever, coming soon!

Dude, CRS is making a new CD called NIOP!

by Bitchin Kitchen September 3, 2003

cobra

The highest trim level available on a Mustang. (excluding Saleen, Roush, Steeda, etc.) The latest version of which, is capable of 390 HP... STOCK. The Cobra project began in 1993 with the first SVT (Special Vehicle Team) product being a fox body Mustang (five liter), which came stock with about 260 HP. In 1996, the 4.6 liter engine was debuted. The car made 305 horsepower. The cars stayed about the same, with mild performance gains until 2003, when the 'Terminator' was made available to the public.

The new Cobra has 390 HP, and 390 Ft. Lbs. of tourqe. Three 2003 Cobras make as much tourqe as nine Acura Integra Type R's.

by Bitchin Kitchen June 25, 2003

Supra

The Supra is yet another product from Japan's Toyota. Toyota also produces the Prius, Corolla, and Celica. None of which have more than 180 horsepower. The Supra was made popular by the movie, The Fast And The Furious, and the video game, Gran Turismo 3. Very few people would know what a Supra is, other than a condom made by Trojan, if not for those two infulences. The Supra is likely one of the most over rated cars ever. Second only to the Nissan Skyline.

y0!!!1 My SuPrA b3 mAd f4sT!!!1 i DiD g3t 0wn3d bY a 1971 BOSS MUSTANG 428 tHoUgH, w1tH iTz oLd dInOsAuR v8...

by Bitchin Kitchen November 8, 2003

skyline

THE most over rated car ever. It comes stock with 276 horse power and people claim that it is a 'Supercar.' If not for Gran Turismo 3, and 2Fast 2Furious, people wouldn’t know what the fuck it was. A perfect example of Mainstream America embracing the Japanese and worshipping their works of 'art.' Much like the Supra, people think the Skyline will eat anything. That is BS. If you want to spend huge amounts of money, and make it have 8798 horsepower, fine. I can do the same with a Yugo. But stock for stock, the Skyline isn’t that fast. It’s that simple.

Leave it to the Japanese to name a car the 'Skyline.' Fags.

Ricer: Yo, my Skyline makes ALMOST 280 HP after I put the new muffler on it!!!1

Educated guy: Thats nice. My Cobra makes 390. Stock.

by Bitchin Kitchen November 25, 2003