whydespread 

A prolific-over-a-broad-topographical-area phenomenon of people's asking the reason for something.

Nancy Pelosi refused to detail Obamacare, resulting in whydespread demanding answers about her reluctance to reveal what was actually in said bill.

whydespread by QuacksO May 2, 2021

Widespread Panic

Southern-rock jam band. See em live for a good time.

Good Evenin' Ladies and Gents!!

Widespread Panic by pinklady May 13, 2005

widespread panic

heaven; funkin' wagnall; blast off 2004; tatered; beanland; dance station central; best time of your life...

Widespread Panic are the best good time party subculture band in my opinion.

I'm a spreadhead

widespread panic by Alecs Cook August 31, 2003

Widespread 

This is when a person spreads open their legs very very far. This is typically done on a wall or on a object (i.e. desk, table, lamp, see saw). You can also use this to describe a person or an object that looks like a person that has their legs wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeee open.

That person over yonder is very widespread

OMG she is so widespread

WTF that lamp is so widespread

Widespread by Uxmal Definitions Inc. March 20, 2017

Widespread Panic

Any situation where you are legs and/or cheeks akimbo and feel sudden terror, for example:

- you are getting fucked by the gardener when your psychopathic mobster husband comes home early

- the shit you are taking is so wide, long and dry you fear it might split your ring open and/or drag out some colon with it

- two guys hold you bent over a table while a third kicks your legs open in preparation for the gang that's about to ass rape and possibly kill you

- the glass jar you put up your ass for a sexual thrill suddenly breaks under the pressure

Dude have you seen one guy, one jar? Now THAT'S widespread panic.

Widespread Panic by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011

widespread occurrence 

An event involving a gal's offering easy access to her "fun zone" by lying back on da bed with her legs broadly apart.

Hearing dat I was lonesome, da cute waitress at da corner-diner promised me a "widespread occurrence", but then instead of having sex with me, she just gave me a foot-long roll with mayonnaise liberally applied to its inner surfaces! What a letdown!!!

widespread occurrence by QuacksO May 2, 2021

Widespread atmospheric volatility 

Widespread Atmospheric Volatility (WAV) may be used as a functional synonym for global warming, climate change, etc.

WAV includes all broad meteorological changes and weather events such as unseasonal temperatures, droughts, floods, tornadoes, hurricanes, etc., highlighting that what is typically known as climate change affects locales variably.

After the warmest year on record, devastating wildfires, increasing hurricane frequency and severity, Widespread Atmospheric Volatility (WAV)is impossible to deny even among the most staunch science deniers.

Widespread atmospheric volatility by Leeeeesah January 14, 2024