Flusterbate

(verb) /fləs-tər-bāt/

To get so turned on mid-conversation that you lose track of what you were saying and just mentally check into an X-rated daydream.
She said “power dynamic,” and I flusturbated so hard I forgot my own name. Flusterbate.
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Snatchquisition

(noun) /snach-kwə-zish-ən/

The aggressive pursuit of someone solely for their bedroom potential. See also: “thirst with a mission.”
Example:
He wasn’t flirting—he was on a full-blown snatchquisition with backup dancers.
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Whoroscope

(noun) /hôr-ə-skōp/

A daily prediction of your sexual energy, powered by astrology, thirst, and zero actual science.
Example:
Gemini? Your whoroscope says “text your ex and hydrate.”
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Moistinct

(noun) /moyst-stinkt/

A primal, gut-level attraction that overrides logic, pants, and sometimes human decency.
Example:
I didn’t plan to make out with the bartender, but the moistinct was stronger than my morals.
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Tacid

A dangerously sexy hybrid of tacit and acid—used to describe an unspoken, smoldering tension that sizzles like skin on a leather couch in August. It’s the kind of vibe that doesn’t need words because the eye contact already undressed you twice and negotiated the safe word telepathically.
Examples:
1) Their tacid glances across the bar were basically foreplay with a shot of tequila.
2) There was a tacid agreement that neither of them were sleeping alone that night.
3) She said nothing, but the tacid bite of her lip told him to lock the damn door.
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