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Polar Whoretex

The phenomenon where scantily dressed, dumb party sluts parade about town when it's freezing out and they are seemingly unaffected by the cold.
On new years eve,the polar whoretex was out in full force even while it was 12 degrees
Polar Whoretex by brr89 January 8, 2014

precuntal whoretex

Only found in THOTs and WAPs. Refers to the front part of the slut female brain that controls personality expression, moderates social behavior and controls certain aspects of speech and language. Tends to be easily overstimulated, after which any number of whory things may occur.
Wow, there was no stopping her. Her precuntal whoretex was working overtime.

Whoretel 

A hotel that is commonly used by prostitutes.
Pavel paid €50 for a prostitute and went to some cheap whoretel.
Whoretel by Pospiesznyski November 26, 2011

whoretend 

v. The act of keeping the money hungry, gold-digging whores away from a figure of high financial status.
When I went to Vegas with my millionaire boss, I had to act as his whoretender to keep the sheisty bitches at an arm's length.
whoretend by shthap3ns May 25, 2007

Polar Whortex 

Inuit slang for an eskimo woman's vagina. To be inside of it is a wonder of nature as it is both sludgy and moist but subzero in temperature at the same time.
Nanook loved his wife, but hated how cold his lovesicle would get when he would stick it in her polar whortex.

Whoretense 

A highly sexual coquettish or flirtatious state of a given female resembling a lurid feline in estrus.
She licked the last drop of her gin martini from the corner of her lips as a whoretense heat swept over body, to settle as savage passion in her eyes.