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The theoretical hole that you are sucked into when a girl convinces you to help her do something simply because she is hot.
Girl- Hey Tim, can you kill this man for me?
Tim- Sure, anything for you baby.
Me- Duuuude, don't get sucked into the whoretex!
whoretex by greecesmostwantd November 14, 2009
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Polar Whoretex

The phenomenon where scantily dressed, dumb party sluts parade about town when it's freezing out and they are seemingly unaffected by the cold.
On new years eve,the polar whoretex was out in full force even while it was 12 degrees
Polar Whoretex by brr89 January 8, 2014

precuntal whoretex

Only found in THOTs and WAPs. Refers to the front part of the slut female brain that controls personality expression, moderates social behavior and controls certain aspects of speech and language. Tends to be easily overstimulated, after which any number of whory things may occur.
Wow, there was no stopping her. Her precuntal whoretex was working overtime.

Whoretel 

A hotel that is commonly used by prostitutes.
Pavel paid €50 for a prostitute and went to some cheap whoretel.
Whoretel by Pospiesznyski November 26, 2011

whoretend 

v. The act of keeping the money hungry, gold-digging whores away from a figure of high financial status.
When I went to Vegas with my millionaire boss, I had to act as his whoretender to keep the sheisty bitches at an arm's length.
whoretend by shthap3ns May 25, 2007

Polar Whortex 

Inuit slang for an eskimo woman's vagina. To be inside of it is a wonder of nature as it is both sludgy and moist but subzero in temperature at the same time.
Nanook loved his wife, but hated how cold his lovesicle would get when he would stick it in her polar whortex.

Whoretense 

A highly sexual coquettish or flirtatious state of a given female resembling a lurid feline in estrus.
She licked the last drop of her gin martini from the corner of her lips as a whoretense heat swept over body, to settle as savage passion in her eyes.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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