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Polar Whoretex

The phenomenon where scantily dressed, dumb party sluts parade about town when it's freezing out and they are seemingly unaffected by the cold.
On new years eve,the polar whoretex was out in full force even while it was 12 degrees
Polar Whoretex by brr89 January 8, 2014

precuntal whoretex

Only found in THOTs and WAPs. Refers to the front part of the slut female brain that controls personality expression, moderates social behavior and controls certain aspects of speech and language. Tends to be easily overstimulated, after which any number of whory things may occur.
Wow, there was no stopping her. Her precuntal whoretex was working overtime.

Whoretel 

A hotel that is commonly used by prostitutes.
Pavel paid €50 for a prostitute and went to some cheap whoretel.
Whoretel by Pospiesznyski November 26, 2011

whoretend 

v. The act of keeping the money hungry, gold-digging whores away from a figure of high financial status.
When I went to Vegas with my millionaire boss, I had to act as his whoretender to keep the sheisty bitches at an arm's length.
whoretend by shthap3ns May 25, 2007

Polar Whortex 

Inuit slang for an eskimo woman's vagina. To be inside of it is a wonder of nature as it is both sludgy and moist but subzero in temperature at the same time.
Nanook loved his wife, but hated how cold his lovesicle would get when he would stick it in her polar whortex.

Whoretense 

A highly sexual coquettish or flirtatious state of a given female resembling a lurid feline in estrus.
She licked the last drop of her gin martini from the corner of her lips as a whoretense heat swept over body, to settle as savage passion in her eyes.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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