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whoretend 

v. The act of keeping the money hungry, gold-digging whores away from a figure of high financial status.
When I went to Vegas with my millionaire boss, I had to act as his whoretender to keep the sheisty bitches at an arm's length.
whoretend by shthap3ns May 25, 2007

Whorehens 

Whorehens, your nickname is now public.

whorelene 

Any female whose name ends with "lene" who drinks too much. (ie: Charlene, Darlene, etc.)
Example: Wow, did you see Whorelene tipping back those drinks? I hope she

doesn't yack on the shower curtain.
whorelene by Drizzle-tre9 August 27, 2017

tim whoretons 

The awesome way of spelling Tim Horton's which is a cafe/coffee shop.
(Texting)

Guy: Yo we should hang out on the weekend.

Girl: Alright where should we have sex?

Guy: How about Tim Whoretons? because you clearly belong there you stupid hoe.
tim whoretons by J Man123 November 7, 2013

Whorefender 

A man or woman who habitually finds satisfaction in participating in whorish activities, and has the nerve to repeatedly ask for forgiveness.
Reverend Cletus is a habitual whorefender. He has a WHOLE wife and 2 girlfriends.
Whorefender by Patti_Cake112 January 2, 2019

Whoretune 

A vast sum of money made from a person being a "whore".
"That cam girl is making a whoretune"
Whoretune by TheMidnight May 30, 2019
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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