Whoretense

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A highly sexual coquettish or flirtatious state of a given female resembling a lurid feline in estrus.

She licked the last drop of her gin martini from the corner of her lips as a whoretense heat swept over body, to settle as savage passion in her eyes.

Whoretense by Baron Lemonkynin DenConia April 29, 2007

Words you can keep

whoretend

v. The act of keeping the money hungry, gold-digging whores away from a figure of high financial status.

When I went to Vegas with my millionaire boss, I had to act as his whoretender to keep the sheisty bitches at an arm's length.

whoretend by shthap3ns May 25, 2007

Related Words

Whoretense • Whore Tendencies • whore tender • Whore Tinsel • Whorefender • Whorehens • whorelene • whorenese • whoretend • Whoretune

Whorehens

A nickname for a person on gaiaonline.

Whorehens, your nickname is now public.

Whorehens by Lady and the tramp May 19, 2008

whorelene

Any female whose name ends with "lene" who drinks too much. (ie: Charlene, Darlene, etc.)

Example: Wow, did you see Whorelene tipping back those drinks? I hope she

doesn't yack on the shower curtain.

whorelene by Drizzle-tre9 August 27, 2017

tim whoretons

The awesome way of spelling Tim Horton's which is a cafe/coffee shop.

(Texting)

Guy: Yo we should hang out on the weekend.

Girl: Alright where should we have sex?

Guy: How about Tim Whoretons? because you clearly belong there you stupid hoe.

tim whoretons by J Man123 November 7, 2013

Whorefender

A man or woman who habitually finds satisfaction in participating in whorish activities, and has the nerve to repeatedly ask for forgiveness.

Reverend Cletus is a habitual whorefender. He has a WHOLE wife and 2 girlfriends.

Whorefender by Patti_Cake112 January 2, 2019

Whoretune

A vast sum of money made from a person being a "whore".

"That cam girl is making a whoretune"

Whoretune by TheMidnight May 30, 2019

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026