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whorettis 

people who reject the common heliocentric model of the solar system for a more primitive view that involves the entire universe revolving around their own self. such people usually feel the need to talk about themselves at least once every 30 seconds and have difficulty refraining from mentioning their rich uncles. they also sleep around a bit.
John: i am so jacked wanna see me do a hundred pushups?

Jake: oh yeah well i can do 400

Amir: stop being such whorettis
whorettis by hatemaker December 21, 2010

whoretistic 

Whoretistic - To be whoretistic, one would have to be ,
1 - autistic

2- A whore
3- both of the above
Even though she has a disability, dont think for one second she is the innocent party here, she is without a doubt , WHORETISTIC !!

whoretit 

when a whore shows you her tits and they ugly af
Person 1: hey look at my tits
Person 2: omg they are whoretits
whoretit by ashton738272 August 8, 2016

Whoretism 

When you are acquainted with a male or a female who enjoy the frequent partaking of sexual activities, yet when they are presented with this fact are oblivious to the extend of their whoring.
"My friend Jessica doesn't understand that her new boyfriend insists on using a condom because she has been used more than a choir boy in a Catholic church!" "Really? Wauw, she should really get some help for her whoretism!"

"My friend Lars is collecting sexual diseases like children collect pokemon cards and he seems oblivious to where they come from! And he sleeps with a new woman every night! I wonder if the doctor could cure his whoretism?"
Whoretism by Mandasm May 20, 2022

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026