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whorettis 

people who reject the common heliocentric model of the solar system for a more primitive view that involves the entire universe revolving around their own self. such people usually feel the need to talk about themselves at least once every 30 seconds and have difficulty refraining from mentioning their rich uncles. they also sleep around a bit.
John: i am so jacked wanna see me do a hundred pushups?

Jake: oh yeah well i can do 400

Amir: stop being such whorettis
whorettis by hatemaker December 21, 2010

whoretistic 

Whoretistic - To be whoretistic, one would have to be ,
1 - autistic

2- A whore
3- both of the above
Even though she has a disability, dont think for one second she is the innocent party here, she is without a doubt , WHORETISTIC !!
whoretistic by Rale chaddington March 6, 2020

whoretit 

when a whore shows you her tits and they ugly af
Person 1: hey look at my tits
Person 2: omg they are whoretits
whoretit by ashton738272 August 8, 2016

Whoretism 

When you are acquainted with a male or a female who enjoy the frequent partaking of sexual activities, yet when they are presented with this fact are oblivious to the extend of their whoring.
"My friend Jessica doesn't understand that her new boyfriend insists on using a condom because she has been used more than a choir boy in a Catholic church!" "Really? Wauw, she should really get some help for her whoretism!"

"My friend Lars is collecting sexual diseases like children collect pokemon cards and he seems oblivious to where they come from! And he sleeps with a new woman every night! I wonder if the doctor could cure his whoretism?"
Whoretism by Mandasm May 20, 2022
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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