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Ralphs Grocery Company is a major supermarket chain in the Southern California area. It is the oldest such chain west of the Mississippi River. Ralphs Grocery Company is the largest supermarket division of Cincinnati, Ohio-based retail conglomerate Kroger. In addition to Ralphs supermarkets, the Ralphs Grocery Company operates stores under the Cala Foods, Bell Markets, Food-4-Less, and FoodsCo names in California as well as PriceRite stores in Nevada. PriceRite stores either closed or converted to Food-4-Less.Ralphs also appears in the film The Big Lebowski, thats for all you people outside California.
Lets go to Ralphs to get some shrimp.
Ralphs by zooooooooooooooom April 25, 2007
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Ralphs special (type of food) 

A type of meal which includes not only a baguette, but also crisps, rocket salad and some type of meat (ex. salami)
Ralphs special (type of food) served as;

* Baguette
* Crisps
* Butter
* Salami

Commonly known throughout the south west of England.

ralphs mum 

The definition of a huge vag. Finding out that yo girl got a vag the size of the chicxulub crater!
Went down on Ralphs mum
Got lost for 62 years
ralphs mum by DrGer June 11, 2020

Ralphs Italian Ice

An Iconic summer treat on long island, these idiots close in winter too
Wanna get a ralphs Italian Ice? No, its winter dipshit!

Rock & Roll Ralphs 

The infamous Ralphs grocery store on Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood, California. Notorious for being packed around 2 to 3 AM after the clubs close, with drunken people trying to buy liquor for after-hours parties.

The scene of many alcohol-induced collapses and vomitings.

So named not only for it's late-night debauchery, but also it's proximity to Guitar Center, and the other music stores nearby on Sunset Blvd.
"Dude, was that What's-Her-Name from that sitcom puking all over the cashier at Rock & Roll Ralphs?"
Rock & Roll Ralphs by Mr. Body June 29, 2008

The Dirty Ralphs

The Dirty Ralphs are a group of awesome guys in Beta Theta Pi that put the social and "fratty" aspects of a fraternity in Beta. The Dirty Ralphs are the most social group of guys in the fraternity and often regarded as the most fun.
Hey, I heard you were going with a Beta to formal, is he part of The Dirty Ralphs?

Goin to Ralphs 

Gettin your serpent rubbed or slobbed on in the back of an expensive car, in a crowded public parking lot, preferibly in the middle of the day
Danny: Hey do u wanna go to the beach today? It's really hot out

Chad: Nah man I can't I'm goin to Ralphs with my significant other
Goin to Ralphs by Shugah Nipz July 30, 2010
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