velvy's definitions

8-ball

slang for a bald black guy. opposite of Q-ball or runway beacon.

Chris's 8-ball always glistens as he enters the room.

by velvy March 26, 2007

whoppers

huge, big tits that are great to suck on.

The girl at Ralphs had some huge whoppers.

by velvy June 7, 2007

mexican navy

another word for turd, euphenism for turds in the toilet.

I sunk the mexican navy after my Taco Bell lunch.

by velvy May 9, 2007

emery board

an object that women use to buff their nails with.

While I was dressing, Lydia was fidgeting her nails with her emery board.

by velvy June 29, 2007

DAS

acronym for Dead Ass Syndrome. Means you're too lazy to do anything.

My secretary's sister's husband has DAS.

by velvy July 6, 2008

Q-Ball

Slang for a bald head on a white man. Named after the ball on the game pool, for the shining Q-ball.

1. After Vic got his head shaved, he sure had a Q-ball on him.

2. The man who works with me has a shining Q-ball, and it's like a runway beacon when it shines.

by velvy March 27, 2007

nipple woody

when the tip of the nipple hardens after freezing or interested in sex.

Lydia had a nipple woody after being in the frozen food section.

by velvy June 4, 2007