Definitions by velvy

DAS 

acronym for Dead Ass Syndrome. Means you're too lazy to do anything.

My secretary's sister's husband has DAS.

DAS by velvy July 6, 2008

emery board 

an object that women use to buff their nails with.

While I was dressing, Lydia was fidgeting her nails with her emery board.

emery board by velvy June 29, 2007

whoppers 

huge, big tits that are great to suck on.

The girl at Ralphs had some huge whoppers.

whoppers by velvy June 7, 2007

polish navy 

same as a mexican navy., another euphenism for turds in the toilet.

I sunk the polish navy after eating at Taco Bell.

polish navy by velvy June 7, 2007

nipple woody 

when the tip of the nipple hardens after freezing or interested in sex.

Lydia had a nipple woody after being in the frozen food section.

nipple woody by velvy June 4, 2007

jumbo jack 

a term for huge tits. especially huge bazongas.

Dude, did you see that hot girl last night. she had a gorgeous pair of jumbo jacks.

jumbo jack by velvy May 30, 2007

mexican navy

another word for turd, euphenism for turds in the toilet.

I sunk the mexican navy after my Taco Bell lunch.

mexican navy by velvy May 9, 2007