jumbo jack

a term for huge tits. especially huge bazongas.

Dude, did you see that hot girl last night. she had a gorgeous pair of jumbo jacks.

by velvy May 14, 2007

Q-Ball

Slang for a bald head on a white man. Named after the ball on the game pool, for the shining Q-ball.

1. After Vic got his head shaved, he sure had a Q-ball on him.

2. The man who works with me has a shining Q-ball, and it's like a runway beacon when it shines.

by velvy March 23, 2007

polish navy

same as a mexican navy., another euphenism for turds in the toilet.

I sunk the polish navy after eating at Taco Bell.

by velvy May 21, 2007

8-ball

slang for a bald black guy. opposite of Q-ball or runway beacon.

Chris's 8-ball always glistens as he enters the room.

by velvy March 20, 2007

DAS

acronym for Dead Ass Syndrome. Means you're too lazy to do anything.

My secretary's sister's husband has DAS.

by velvy July 05, 2008

emery board

an object that women use to buff their nails with.

While I was dressing, Lydia was fidgeting her nails with her emery board.

by velvy June 06, 2007

whoppers

huge, big tits that are great to suck on.

The girl at Ralphs had some huge whoppers.

by velvy May 21, 2007