jumbo jack

a term for huge tits. especially huge bazongas.

Dude, did you see that hot girl last night. she had a gorgeous pair of jumbo jacks.

by velvy May 14, 2007

mexican navy

another word for turd, euphenism for turds in the toilet.

I sunk the mexican navy after my Taco Bell lunch.

by velvy April 28, 2007

runway beacon

a white man with a bald head. Also, opposite of 8-ball.

Whenever Carl arrives into the lighted room, his runway beacon always glows.

by velvy March 18, 2007

emery board

an object that women use to buff their nails with.

While I was dressing, Lydia was fidgeting her nails with her emery board.

by velvy June 06, 2007

nipple woody

when the tip of the nipple hardens after freezing or interested in sex.

Lydia had a nipple woody after being in the frozen food section.

by velvy May 17, 2007

whoppers

huge, big tits that are great to suck on.

The girl at Ralphs had some huge whoppers.

by velvy May 21, 2007

polish navy

same as a mexican navy., another euphenism for turds in the toilet.

I sunk the polish navy after eating at Taco Bell.

by velvy May 21, 2007