velvy's definitions

runway beacon

a white man with a bald head. Also, opposite of 8-ball.

Whenever Carl arrives into the lighted room, his runway beacon always glows.

by velvy March 21, 2007

8-ball

slang for a bald black guy. opposite of Q-ball or runway beacon.

Chris's 8-ball always glistens as he enters the room.

by velvy March 26, 2007

Q-Ball

Slang for a bald head on a white man. Named after the ball on the game pool, for the shining Q-ball.

1. After Vic got his head shaved, he sure had a Q-ball on him.

2. The man who works with me has a shining Q-ball, and it's like a runway beacon when it shines.

by velvy March 27, 2007

mexican navy

another word for turd, euphenism for turds in the toilet.

I sunk the mexican navy after my Taco Bell lunch.

by velvy May 9, 2007

jumbo jack

a term for huge tits. especially huge bazongas.

Dude, did you see that hot girl last night. she had a gorgeous pair of jumbo jacks.

by velvy May 30, 2007

nipple woody

when the tip of the nipple hardens after freezing or interested in sex.

Lydia had a nipple woody after being in the frozen food section.

by velvy June 4, 2007

whoppers

huge, big tits that are great to suck on.

The girl at Ralphs had some huge whoppers.

by velvy June 7, 2007