velvy's definitions

DAS

acronym for Dead Ass Syndrome. Means you're too lazy to do anything.

My secretary's sister's husband has DAS.

by velvy July 6, 2008

mexican navy

another word for turd, euphenism for turds in the toilet.

I sunk the mexican navy after my Taco Bell lunch.

by velvy May 9, 2007

polish navy

same as a mexican navy., another euphenism for turds in the toilet.

I sunk the polish navy after eating at Taco Bell.

by velvy June 7, 2007

jumbo jack

a term for huge tits. especially huge bazongas.

Dude, did you see that hot girl last night. she had a gorgeous pair of jumbo jacks.

by velvy May 30, 2007

emery board

an object that women use to buff their nails with.

While I was dressing, Lydia was fidgeting her nails with her emery board.

by velvy June 29, 2007

runway beacon

a white man with a bald head. Also, opposite of 8-ball.

Whenever Carl arrives into the lighted room, his runway beacon always glows.

by velvy March 21, 2007

Q-Ball

Slang for a bald head on a white man. Named after the ball on the game pool, for the shining Q-ball.

1. After Vic got his head shaved, he sure had a Q-ball on him.

2. The man who works with me has a shining Q-ball, and it's like a runway beacon when it shines.

by velvy March 27, 2007