whoooof Share definition Flag The sound of a gay mans fart! When the wind passes through the anus without vibrating the walls due to the enlarged cavity. Hey Ronny, did you hear that? Sounds windy out. Sorry, I've got gas. "Whoooof"! whoooof by GoNe1 May 31, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the whoooof mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch