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The noise my invisible lightsaber makes when I get shot at.
Pew pew pew...... whon
Whon by Erinthisisforyou August 25, 2018
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Short for Erewhon, the most luxurious grocery store in the world with ten locations in Southern California.
I'm craving some buffalo cauliflower, let's go to E-whon!
E-whon by Four Loko Frat Guy March 11, 2024
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Whone Whon whoner whoney whong Whonita whoniverse whonanny Whoness Whongus
To work on or improve one’s skill in a particular field without actually doing anything
While ur out here slaving away I’m whoning my craft
Whoning by Swankememes inc. November 29, 2019

whoniverse 

Anything included in or related to the Doctor Who universe.
i.e. expanded whoniverse -or- alternate whoniverse
whoniverse by AuroraBelle April 11, 2009

gnarffe-whonger 

n. 1) One, who while in the bath tub, flatulates; then proceeds to bite at the bubbles. 2) Slang. Name for anyone who does/says something incredibly stupid.
See also, Clint #'s 1, 2, 6, & 8.

Person1 "Did you see Clint dive off of that house into that empty swimming pool?"
Person2 "Yeah, what a gnarffe-whonger!"
gnarffe-whonger by Mexico Brown October 10, 2005
Bigger than schlong. Means a big penis.
Supposed to tie in the words whoa and wang
I don't have a dick I have a Whong! So you'd best reconize!
whong by Solid August 1, 2005
whoner is the only word in the english dictionary that can not be defined or seen but can steal the identities of other words.
"you are such a whoner, tim"
"please don't touch my whoner"
"look at the size of that whoner"
"whoner"

whoner by BillyRad February 13, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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