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Short for Erewhon, the most luxurious grocery store in the world with ten locations in Southern California.
I'm craving some buffalo cauliflower, let's go to E-whon!
E-whon by Four Loko Frat Guy March 11, 2024
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Whone • Whon • whoner • whoney • whong • Whonita • whoniverse • whonanny • Whoness • Whongus
To work on or improve one’s skill in a particular field without actually doing anything
While ur out here slaving away I’m whoning my craft
Whoning by Swankememes inc. November 29, 2019

whoniverse 

Anything included in or related to the Doctor Who universe.
i.e. expanded whoniverse -or- alternate whoniverse
whoniverse by AuroraBelle April 11, 2009

gnarffe-whonger 

n. 1) One, who while in the bath tub, flatulates; then proceeds to bite at the bubbles. 2) Slang. Name for anyone who does/says something incredibly stupid.
See also, Clint #'s 1, 2, 6, & 8.
Person1 "Did you see Clint dive off of that house into that empty swimming pool?"
Person2 "Yeah, what a gnarffe-whonger!"
gnarffe-whonger by Mexico Brown October 10, 2005
Bigger than schlong. Means a big penis.
Supposed to tie in the words whoa and wang
I don't have a dick I have a Whong! So you'd best reconize!
whong by Solid August 1, 2005
whoner is the only word in the english dictionary that can not be defined or seen but can steal the identities of other words.
"you are such a whoner, tim"
"please don't touch my whoner"
"look at the size of that whoner"
"whoner"
whoner by BillyRad February 13, 2008
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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