Whon 

The noise my invisible lightsaber makes when I get shot at.

Pew pew pew...... whon

Whon by Erinthisisforyou August 25, 2018

E-whon

Short for Erewhon, the most luxurious grocery store in the world with ten locations in Southern California.

I'm craving some buffalo cauliflower, let's go to E-whon!

E-whon by Four Loko Frat Guy March 11, 2024

Whoning 

To work on or improve one’s skill in a particular field without actually doing anything

While ur out here slaving away I’m whoning my craft

Whoning by Swankememes inc. November 29, 2019

whoniverse 

Anything included in or related to the Doctor Who universe.

i.e. expanded whoniverse -or- alternate whoniverse

whoniverse by AuroraBelle April 11, 2009

gnarffe-whonger 

n. 1) One, who while in the bath tub, flatulates; then proceeds to bite at the bubbles. 2) Slang. Name for anyone who does/says something incredibly stupid.
See also, Clint #'s 1, 2, 6, & 8.

Person1 "Did you see Clint dive off of that house into that empty swimming pool?"
Person2 "Yeah, what a gnarffe-whonger!"

gnarffe-whonger by Mexico Brown October 10, 2005

whong 

Bigger than schlong. Means a big penis.
Supposed to tie in the words whoa and wang

I don't have a dick I have a Whong! So you'd best reconize!

whong by Solid August 1, 2005

whoner 

whoner is the only word in the english dictionary that can not be defined or seen but can steal the identities of other words.

"you are such a whoner, tim"
"please don't touch my whoner"
"look at the size of that whoner"
"whoner"

whoner by BillyRad February 13, 2008