Skip to main content
Bigger than schlong. Means a big penis.
Supposed to tie in the words whoa and wang
I don't have a dick I have a Whong! So you'd best reconize!
whong by Solid August 1, 2005
Words you can keep
verb, to whong , a euphemism for the act of being sick or vomiting. colonial variants, "tossing your cookies" (US) "driving the porcelain truck" ( AUS) "freeing the peacock" (POL) "talking to god on the big white telephone" (SCO) hurl ( Wayne's World )
" our J has stopped whonging now and is feeling much better"
whong by chalkeee January 22, 2013
Related Words

kolten wong'd 

To get picked off or caught doing something stupid, referencing how Kolten Wong got picked off to end game 4 of the 2013 world series.
Bill: Mrs. Smith is such an ass, i hate her so much.

Mrs: Smith: excuse me?

Larry: man you just got Kolten Wong'd!
kolten wong'd by BobbyV22 March 8, 2014

wong shitheng 

A name given to a girl who has pretty but smelly feet. Girls with this name are attracted by most of guys.
I love Wong Shitheng. She is pretty but has smelly feet. But it's okay, I still love her.
wong shitheng by Celest98 June 4, 2022

Dominic Wong 

A chinese guy from the west midlands. Unordinarily tall, extremely handsome and funny, has the power, skill and prowess to beat most the people on the planet. The guy also has an extraordinarily large penis for an asian (2.3 inches) which just makes him even more amazing.

also pulls all the girls
Dominic Wong is 100 times stronger than bruce lee, a proven fact by NASA.
Dominic Wong by jun.1g June 1, 2020

bitch-whinging 

A person who whinges incessantly in a bitch like fashion
Stu: "...and then she said, that I said, that she said that I said she was horrible...."
Holly: "Quit your bitch-whinging you boring fuck. Get me a beer!"
bitch-whinging by Pochunka October 22, 2009

Shorter Wong 

A pure boi who didn't deserve all the pain and suffering.
That dude deserved better, he's a Shorter Wong.
Shorter Wong by Spooper March 12, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
Next