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Whatizap 

pronunciation: Wha-tis-zap

A random mashing of words that someone said one day, when they met to say 'what time is it?' So now that's what it means. I think she was trying to say, "what's the time at?" idk. It kind of flows though.
"Yo Marsha, whatizap?"

"It's only 10:14."
Whatizap by Abriel Ole October 19, 2016
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whoptie doodle 

A delicious fat ass that you see one time in your life. It can be replaced if you see one that is of higher quality in the future, but it must be greatest ass you ever seen by your eyes.
Yo, Jenna over there got the Whoptie Doodle!
whoptie doodle by mdharia15 October 8, 2014
The ratio of girls that will put-out on a particular night versus the ones that won't. An whoratio over 1 means that you have a decent chance of scoring. Always used in conjunction with the words "feratio" and "sensatio"
This party rocks, the feratio is awesome and the sensatio is through the roof! It would appear that the whoratio is up there as well.

Translation "there are shitloads of chicks at this party, a damn lot of them are hot and I be layin some pipe by midnight"
Whoratio by J-Lo July 17, 2003

Sweetie Wheatie 

There's nothing like the unconditional love and kisses from my sweetie wheatie.

whatitiz 

Ebonic greeting meaning "what's up?" or "what it do?." Used by Tech N9ne in "Spelling Bee" on his collaboration album "Sickology 101".
"Whatitiz. W-H-A-T-I-T-I-Z, whatitiz."
whatitiz by JK Aries August 19, 2009

eat your wheaties 

A figure of speech which implies that you must be thoroughly prepared before engaging in a certain event. Usually, factors such as health physical stamina and mental state fall into what could be considered a "normal" state. however when the term eat your wheaties is directed at you this is done to inform you that to compete you must supercede normal levels of functioning.
The other day some guy at the bar told me that he could beat me in darts and i told him child please u better eat your wheaties.

While on descent from a vicious posterizing dunk, blake griffin muttered eat your wheaties to the unfortunate fool below him.