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whatiffing 

Pretending what would happen if you said something really rude or nasty to someone, or if you did something pretty mean or dissed someone on paper in someway.
An example of whatiffing I did today, while typing up a paper:

The world needs to find more fair solutions to the growing environmental situation. We need to look for solutions that are not harmful to the environment, and to try harder to harvest reusable energy. This is some serious shit and we gotta watch our backs ya heard me fat bitch?
whatiffing by Adel7 January 1, 2008
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Strategic Whiffing 

A term used in the hit E-Sport game, Rocket league, for strategically missing the ball in a way that allows your teammates to not feel bad about how inadequate they are and how good you are.
My buddy James will never know he only made that shot because I decided that strategic whiffing the ball would improve his day.
Strategic Whiffing by ProjectA July 19, 2019
Rich Monteleone was on tonight, all the opposing batters were whiffing.
whiffing by Matthew Pryce July 22, 2006

ruby whiffing 

Ruby whiffing is basically a boy with ass and tits
Ruby whiffing acts like a boy
ruby whiffing by Jack113 August 14, 2019

Whiffing Matthew 

When you douse your finger in ball sweat and then wave your finger under someone's nose.
Dude, that dude just gave me a whiffing Matthew and by the smell I think he might have cancer!
Whiffing Matthew by CoreyFeldman October 27, 2017
The Whiff is a move designed to catch somebody’s attention and tell them where you are coming from, all in one graceful move. The Whiff has two stages that must be executed properly in succession:
Also see whiff i-whiff.com whiffit thewhiff
1.) The whiff move: In this stage you are letting the world know who you are. This move must be completely original and it must tell something about yourself. If you love to fish, spin and reel like there is no tomorrow. If you are a straight shooter, give ‘em the quick draw. There are only two rules when making your whiff move: (a) be creative,and (b) never steal someone else’s whiff -- that’s just not cool.
2.) Whiffing: Form two imaginary pistols with your pointer finger and middle finger. Use the two imaginary pistols to thrust and point at your target while making a“whiffing” sound. By directing your Whiff at somebody, you are letting them know “This Whiff is for you!”
These two moves should be completed in a fluid motion one after the other. If done correctly, The Whiff should operate one swift motion. Whiffing is not intended to hurt anybody’s feelings. In fact, being Whiffed should be considered a compliment. Whiffing is good, clean fun. Practice the skill and you will be the life of any party.
The Whiff in action:
1.) Choose your whiffing target. The point of the whiff is to get somebody else’s attention. Whether it is a member of the opposite sex or a friend across the room, the Whiff is appropriate in almost every occasion.
2.) Make eye contact with your whiffing target. The Whiff is not a solo activity, it is a shared experience. Be sure to engage the person on the other end of your Whiff.
3.) Complete the two parts of the Whiff in succession. Be sure to exercise good form and accuracy.
4.) If executed properly, the Whiff target will do one of two things: (1) acknowledge your good Whiffing skills and perhaps return a Whiff oftheir own, (2) introduce themselves so that you can teach them about The Whiff.
The Worldwide Whiff Registry is a comprehensive database of the Whiffs officially recognized by the Worldwide Whiffing Association.
whiffing by Larissa Barth May 22, 2008

fart whiffing 

when one person farts under the covers and another person goes under for a whiff.
For best results eat east indian food two hours prior.
fart whiffing by Leeko May 5, 2005
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