whoano 

1)to act upon shockingly news, and/or to pause with a conversation to change the subject
with polite, cute, and sensitivity upon humor

2)creative energy to abide by saying no in a form of goofy but responsive way of telling a fact, and whats really on the mind in the situation given

Hey babe i think i am going to head out this party is lame!

Whoano... come with me and i'll make you happy

Let go skate dude man! whoano, you know about my ankles.... dude man your not a man dude

whoano by Michael Pells October 12, 2007

whoamomma 

ass bandit

"that guy is a whoamomma"

whoamomma by big poof September 25, 2003

whoaboo 

Similar to a Weeaboo, except not with Japanese themes but entirely with Dr. Who. Note that this isn't referring to fans of the show, but irritating people (like weeaboos) who:
-Are close minded with other shows and fandoms. They are obsessed with Dr. Who (in a bad way)

-Continued from the last point, they believe that everything else is inferior to Dr. Who without good reasoning or support. This is different from people who say that Dr. Who is their favorite show.

-Constantly makes references to the franchise in a very disruptive way. Even if their friends politely ask them to stop or tone it down, they will complain and continue.

-May have a lot of Dr. Who items, possibly a shrine.

-Uses too many Dr. Who terms and attempts to develop the accents of the Doctors.

-Constantly sings/hums/mimics the Dr. Who theme song. Sometimes as loud as they can. When others tell them to please be quite, they get mad and continue.

-Act like they know so much about the franchise, maybe even claim they are the best fan. When a friend wants to talk about Dr. Who with them, the 'Whoaboo' completely ruins the conversation by being rude to the friend if they do not know something correctly and tells them they aren't a true fan or they are stupid.

-May blab about how they should have been the Doctor or another character in the show because they claim to 'pretty much be them'.

-If you're unlucky, they'll spoil the whole series for you.

1)Friend: Oh man, I missed last night's episode! I'm going to watch it when I go home!
Whoaboo: OH? You're going to watch S2 E3? It was totally like the best episode! It's all about

-Spoils whole episode-
Friend: Hey stop- don't talk about that part- DUDE!
Whoaboo: Yeah it was soooooo gooood! Tell me when you watch it!
Friend: I've pretty much watched it...I guess...

2)Friend: Wow a new season? This is going to be great! I wonder who the Doctor is going to be?
Whoaboo: OMG HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW?! IT'S MATT SMITH! YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT YOU ARE NOT A TRUE FAN! WHY AM I EVEN FRIENDS WITH A DUMBASS LIKE YOU? I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT IT AND YOU KNOW NOTHING! DUMB PRICK.

3)Friend: Hey I found a really cool show! It's really awesome, want to watch it together?
Whoaboo: Hmm show me a bit of it...
-After-
Whoaboo: Ugh, that show was so stupid and dumb! What idiot would watch this? Plus, Dr. Who is the best show anyway why should I bother with crap like this?

whoaboo by Puppycat January 26, 2015

whoafok 

An abrupt unexpected change in water depth while wading a stream. Occurs during trout fishing.

While wading the river in ankle deep water, Colton stepped over a deadfall. To his surprise, the water on other side was waist deep. Colton's initial response was, "WHOAFOK!" as he fell into the river.

whoafok by Danno1953 January 16, 2011

whoan 

To whine and moan simultaneously while speaking. Usually resulting in very long drawn out words. Whoan, whoaning, whoaned.

Kubby was whoaning on the phone as usual.

whoan by Lady McLadrton July 25, 2008

whoranoma 

a disease in which someone has become a whore to the max. there is an earlier stage known as slutitus.

any of your highschool sluts...

you: _____ is just soo easy i mean how slutty can 1 person get.
me: i kno it's like she has whoranoma!

whoranoma by McFoxy May 1, 2008

Whanos 

Thanos and a whale combined

Who bro did you see Whanos over there hopefully he didn’t snap his fingers, wait he is a whale we are good.

Whanos by Whanos September 16, 2019