Whitten
A smart, funny, nice, Christian guy that loves to watch movies, eat, and be with friends. He loves to sing, act, and just be on the stage in general. Finds joy from helping others.
Whitten by HTHivudiwkwdi9385 April 28, 2019
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chandy paul whitten
(1) When you fuck up beyond belief, you get handed a major L, or do something super fiend-like.
(2) When someone's life is one big L
(2) When someone's life is one big L
chandy paul whitten by Nameyoullneverknow May 29, 2017
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Grandma Whitten
The act of baking a chocolate cake with vanilla frosting with your grandmother, then shoving it in her vagina, make her lay on her back, spread her legs, and sit there with your mouth open as she queefs it into your mouth.
Ryan: Hey guys, guess what me and my grandmother just performed?!
Friends: What?!
Ryan: A Grandma Whitten!!
Friends: EWWWWWWW
Friends: What?!
Ryan: A Grandma Whitten!!
Friends: EWWWWWWW
Grandma Whitten by Bthibs October 19, 2011
Elijah Whitten
Elijah Whitten by Zackzzzzz June 9, 2018
Written in the chips
If you believe that something is written in the stars, you believe that it will be made to happen by a force that controls the future.
However, when something is written in the chips then it also becomes folklore within the Facebook Crockpot cooking community.
However, when something is written in the chips then it also becomes folklore within the Facebook Crockpot cooking community.
Susie made it so that her and Stuart's love would be written in the stars forever. Stuart had it written in the chips. Only then did Karen, James and their slow cooking companions know that Stuart did in fact love Susie. She was his liginto.
Written in the chips by Sharkey & Bubbles April 10, 2022
Ed Witten
(i) A Theoretical Physicist at the Institute for Advanced Study, Princeton who specializes in String Theory. Widely regarded as Einstein's successor, he is unquestionably a genius.
(ii) A person of super-human intellect.
(iii) A synonym for genius.
(ii) A person of super-human intellect.
(iii) A synonym for genius.
- B+ in Calculus? No Ed Witten, but not bad.
- Ha! Look at Joey trying get Christie's number. Doesn't take an Ed Witten to tell him that she's out of his league.
- Oxford is full of mini Ed Wittens.
- Ha! Look at Joey trying get Christie's number. Doesn't take an Ed Witten to tell him that she's out of his league.
- Oxford is full of mini Ed Wittens.
Ed Witten by WhiteAndNerdy May 11, 2012
whittnee
Whittnee is the most funniest, charismatic, beautiful human on earth. She is down to earth and super creative. She has attitude, and the most killer body ever. If you ever cross her, you will remember her for life. She the center of attention everywhere she goes. People are jealous of her and try to be just like her. If you ever get in a relationship with her, you’ll probably be jealous too. She’s one of kind and you’ll never find anyone like her!
whittnee by beachluvr525 May 18, 2018
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation
The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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swamp dog
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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