Whitten

A smart, funny, nice, Christian guy that loves to watch movies, eat, and be with friends. He loves to sing, act, and just be on the stage in general. Finds joy from helping others.

Wow that Whitten is so sweet. I’m so glad to have him as a friend.

by HTHivudiwkwdi9385 April 28, 2019

chandy paul whitten

(1) When you fuck up beyond belief, you get handed a major L, or do something super fiend-like.

(2) When someone's life is one big L

"You spilled my drink you Chandy Paul Whitten"

"I feel bad for that guy. Hes a Chandy Paul Whitten"

by Nameyoullneverknow May 29, 2017

Grandma Whitten

The act of baking a chocolate cake with vanilla frosting with your grandmother, then shoving it in her vagina, make her lay on her back, spread her legs, and sit there with your mouth open as she queefs it into your mouth.

Ryan: Hey guys, guess what me and my grandmother just performed?!

Friends: What?!

Ryan: A Grandma Whitten!!

Friends: EWWWWWWW

by Bthibs October 19, 2011

Elijah Whitten

Someone’s who is a dumba$$, and a nigger who uses you.

Elijah Whitten used him for money

by Zackzzzzz June 9, 2018

Written in the chips

If you believe that something is written in the stars, you believe that it will be made to happen by a force that controls the future.

However, when something is written in the chips then it also becomes folklore within the Facebook Crockpot cooking community.

Susie made it so that her and Stuart's love would be written in the stars forever. Stuart had it written in the chips. Only then did Karen, James and their slow cooking companions know that Stuart did in fact love Susie. She was his liginto.

by Sharkey & Bubbles April 10, 2022

Ed Witten

(i) A Theoretical Physicist at the Institute for Advanced Study, Princeton who specializes in String Theory. Widely regarded as Einstein's successor, he is unquestionably a genius.
(ii) A person of super-human intellect.
(iii) A synonym for genius.

- B+ in Calculus? No Ed Witten, but not bad.
- Ha! Look at Joey trying get Christie's number. Doesn't take an Ed Witten to tell him that she's out of his league.
- Oxford is full of mini Ed Wittens.

by WhiteAndNerdy May 11, 2012

whittnee

Whittnee is the most funniest, charismatic, beautiful human on earth. She is down to earth and super creative. She has attitude, and the most killer body ever. If you ever cross her, you will remember her for life. She the center of attention everywhere she goes. People are jealous of her and try to be just like her. If you ever get in a relationship with her, you’ll probably be jealous too. She’s one of kind and you’ll never find anyone like her!

Olivia: Ugh! Why is she so perfect?
Jordan: Who?
Olivia: Whittnee duh!

by beachluvr525 May 18, 2018