Bthibs's definitions

Bloody Lumberjack

When a person gives you a handjob with sand paper.

Oh my god I got the best bloody lumberjack the other day guys, it was amazing! Except I'm in pain.

by Bthibs October 13, 2011

Sloppy Carmichael

The act of drooling into ones sphincter then letting it leak back into your mouth and using it as mouth wash. Then proceeding to makeout with your partner.

I watched Nick and his girlfriend perform a sloppy carmichael, it was disgusting!

by Bthibs October 14, 2011

Grandma Whitten

The act of baking a chocolate cake with vanilla frosting with your grandmother, then shoving it in her vagina, make her lay on her back, spread her legs, and sit there with your mouth open as she queefs it into your mouth.

Ryan: Hey guys, guess what me and my grandmother just performed?!

Friends: What?!

Ryan: A Grandma Whitten!!

Friends: EWWWWWWW

by Bthibs October 19, 2011

Tit Volcano

The act of squeezing ones nipple untill blood spooges out of the nip.

OH MY GOD someone gave me a tit volcano yesterday when I was sleeping.

by Bthibs October 14, 2011