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Whitteny 

Whitteny is basically a girl, without any of the annoying girl traits. Her name describes her personality, seeming at first generic, but then you realize she's a little off. Likes being spontaneous, and has problems with procrastination.
"Hey who's that weird chick that I always see you with that lurks in corners a lot?"
"Oh, that's Whitteny, she doesn't like new people."
Whitteny by kelseylondon47 February 12, 2010
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whittenburg 

Strong,powerful, great at anything they do. Always thinking how to better things even if there already great. Not afraid to take chances lives life to the fullest and enjoyes the finer things in life,but doesn't mind to have bare minimum.Great leadership loyal,honest.
Foresees greatly in the future but still be grounded on the now. Can handle any situation with ease.
The Whittenburgs seem there always on top of the situation.
whittenburg by Bobo Bolanski October 16, 2017
A smart, funny, nice, Christian guy that loves to watch movies, eat, and be with friends. He loves to sing, act, and just be on the stage in general. Finds joy from helping others.
Wow that Whitten is so sweet. I’m so glad to have him as a friend.
Whitten by HTHivudiwkwdi9385 April 28, 2019
A smart kind girl who never gives up and will never loose hope. She is beautiful and never looses hope in anyone or anything.
You are just like whittney.
whittney by Yo gab a gabba October 18, 2017

chandy paul whitten 

(1) When you fuck up beyond belief, you get handed a major L, or do something super fiend-like.

(2) When someone's life is one big L
"You spilled my drink you Chandy Paul Whitten"

"I feel bad for that guy. Hes a Chandy Paul Whitten"

whiteny Manashe 

most disgustin combo of evan Manashe and whitney jones
"omg that smell that horrible smell!!!"
whiteny Manashe by not telling August 29, 2004

Grandma Whitten 

The act of baking a chocolate cake with vanilla frosting with your grandmother, then shoving it in her vagina, make her lay on her back, spread her legs, and sit there with your mouth open as she queefs it into your mouth.
Ryan: Hey guys, guess what me and my grandmother just performed?!

Friends: What?!

Ryan: A Grandma Whitten!!

Friends: EWWWWWWW
Grandma Whitten by Bthibs October 19, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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