whittam
A mad man! On the verges of insanity, but can sometimes surprise you with strokes of genius. The mad hatter!
whittam by Yung Shaggy May 16, 2014
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whittard
A polite and friendly term to describe a person with a mental or physical dysfunction. Usually found in groups licking windows. Can often be found in Wigan, Doncaster, Crewe, Primark, Poundland, Netto, Lidl and Bradistan.
Can often be found drooling, slavering and claiming state benefits. A wheelchair may also be present.
Can often be found drooling, slavering and claiming state benefits. A wheelchair may also be present.
Person A: (Drooling) - "I like your new haircut"
Person B: (Normal) - "Shut the fuck up you whittard"
Person A: "My sister is easy"
Person B: "Can she run away?"
Person A: "No...She is a whittard"
Person B: (Normal) - "Shut the fuck up you whittard"
Person A: "My sister is easy"
Person B: "Can she run away?"
Person A: "No...She is a whittard"
whittard by Steve jim and phil March 27, 2007
Whittaker
A measure of drunkenness. Defined by the Geekshow Podcast. This definition was developed after Geekshow Panelist Jay Whittaker discovered the joy of Lime-a-ritas.
After drinking a couple of Angry Balls she knew she was at half Whittaker. She didn't want to go full Whittaker, so she stopped drinking.
Whittaker by AlyssHeart July 27, 2014
Whittaker's table
Pos: Noun
This is when somebody who has a large stomach that protrudes sits down and realizes that they cant reach the table or other surface to place food and eat like a normal person. So they then lean back and puff their stomach out and use it as a mobile table. Works very nicely and can accommodate a Big Mac meal if the technique is used correctly.
This is when somebody who has a large stomach that protrudes sits down and realizes that they cant reach the table or other surface to place food and eat like a normal person. So they then lean back and puff their stomach out and use it as a mobile table. Works very nicely and can accommodate a Big Mac meal if the technique is used correctly.
"Earlier today i used whittaker's table technique to hold my entire lunch. It saved me the trouble of finding a table! Plus i could eat anywhere i wanted!"
Whittaker's table by that guy kyle January 11, 2015
Whittakered
Whittakered: Having your comment twisted into a personal insult against a person, followed by getting silenced
Whittakered by Scorpiod86 May 3, 2021
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