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whittam

A mad man! On the verges of insanity, but can sometimes surprise you with strokes of genius. The mad hatter!
"Hey that guys crazy! Such a whittam!"
by Yung Shaggy May 16, 2014
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Jackson Whittemore

Jackson is one of the hottest characters in Teen Wolf and you can't change my mind
X:Jackson Whittemore was the rudest character in teen wolf
Me:stfu
by DYLANSWIFE March 2, 2021
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whittard

A polite and friendly term to describe a person with a mental or physical dysfunction. Usually found in groups licking windows. Can often be found in Wigan, Doncaster, Crewe, Primark, Poundland, Netto, Lidl and Bradistan.

Can often be found drooling, slavering and claiming state benefits. A wheelchair may also be present.
Person A: (Drooling) - "I like your new haircut"
Person B: (Normal) - "Shut the fuck up you whittard"

Person A: "My sister is easy"
Person B: "Can she run away?"
Person A: "No...She is a whittard"
by Steve jim and phil March 27, 2007
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Whittaker

A measure of drunkenness. Defined by the Geekshow Podcast. This definition was developed after Geekshow Panelist Jay Whittaker discovered the joy of Lime-a-ritas.
After drinking a couple of Angry Balls she knew she was at half Whittaker. She didn't want to go full Whittaker, so she stopped drinking.
by AlyssHeart July 27, 2014
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Whittaker's table

Pos: Noun

This is when somebody who has a large stomach that protrudes sits down and realizes that they cant reach the table or other surface to place food and eat like a normal person. So they then lean back and puff their stomach out and use it as a mobile table. Works very nicely and can accommodate a Big Mac meal if the technique is used correctly.
"Earlier today i used whittaker's table technique to hold my entire lunch. It saved me the trouble of finding a table! Plus i could eat anywhere i wanted!"
by that guy kyle January 11, 2015
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Whittakered

Whittakered: Having your comment twisted into a personal insult against a person, followed by getting silenced
I've just been Whittakered by Facebook
by Scorpiod86 May 3, 2021
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jodie whittaker

by otterblossom June 10, 2022
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