A polite and friendly term to describe a person with a mental or physical dysfunction. Usually found in groups licking windows. Can often be found in Wigan, Doncaster, Crewe, Primark, Poundland, Netto, Lidl and Bradistan.
Can often be found drooling, slavering and claiming state benefits. A wheelchair may also be present.
A measure of drunkenness. Defined by the Geekshow Podcast. This definition was developed after Geekshow Panelist Jay Whittaker discovered the joy of Lime-a-ritas.
After drinkinga couple ofAngry Balls she knew she was at half Whittaker. She didn't want to go full Whittaker, so she stopped drinking.
This is when somebody who has a large stomach that protrudes sits down and realizes that they cant reach the table or other surface to place food and eat like a normal person. So they then lean back and puff their stomach out and use it as a mobile table. Works very nicely and can accommodate a Big Mac meal if the technique is used correctly.
"Earlier today i used whittaker's table technique to hold my entire lunch. It saved me the trouble of finding a table! Plus i could eat anywhere i wanted!"