whittard

A polite and friendly term to describe a person with a mental or physical dysfunction. Usually found in groups licking windows. Can often be found in Wigan, Doncaster, Crewe, Primark, Poundland, Netto, Lidl and Bradistan.

Can often be found drooling, slavering and claiming state benefits. A wheelchair may also be present.

Person A: (Drooling) - "I like your new haircut"
Person B: (Normal) - "Shut the fuck up you whittard"

Person A: "My sister is easy"
Person B: "Can she run away?"
Person A: "No...She is a whittard"

by Steve jim and phil March 27, 2007

whittard

One who witters incessant gibberish after consuming excessive amounts of caffeinated drinks.

That Kelly is such a whittard, I think we'd better hide the coffee.

by chungnut December 24, 2007

whitard

A retarded white person.

Sarah Palin is a total whitard; she doesn't even know the difference between North and South Korea.

by alliet95 May 20, 2015

Wittarded

Someone who has absolutely no sense of humor. They don't understand jokes, even the simplest, and they certainly can tell a joke.

I took that chick to see the "Hangover" and she didn't laugh or even crack a smile. She is so wittarded!

by f2xtimes October 18, 2014

whitetard

a term used in anger toward a person of caucasian descent that acts in a very stupid manner; a mash-up of white and retard

My whitetard roommate puked in a crockpot and left it in the living room for two whole days.

by Mary Jo Wanna August 1, 2008

whitturd

A little girl who tends to shit herself often

That girl is a Whitturd and this time its a ronchy one.

by Bwadley December 20, 2006

Whitetard

A whitetard is someone who likes any kind of sound, music or melody made by Jack White.
Even if the songs or music are bad or strange a whitetard will always thinks that this is very good.

- Dude, I love that latest CD from the Dead Weather...

- I know man you are a whitetard anyway.

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- Hey Franky, will you go see the next concert of the Raconteurs at the Tweet Center?

- Of course Harry... you know I am a whitetard.

by jimmipage May 21, 2010