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A measure of drunkenness. Defined by the Geekshow Podcast. This definition was developed after Geekshow Panelist Jay Whittaker discovered the joy of Lime-a-ritas.
After drinking a couple of Angry Balls she knew she was at half Whittaker. She didn't want to go full Whittaker, so she stopped drinking.
Whittaker by AlyssHeart July 27, 2014

Whittaker's table 

Pos: Noun

This is when somebody who has a large stomach that protrudes sits down and realizes that they cant reach the table or other surface to place food and eat like a normal person. So they then lean back and puff their stomach out and use it as a mobile table. Works very nicely and can accommodate a Big Mac meal if the technique is used correctly.
"Earlier today i used whittaker's table technique to hold my entire lunch. It saved me the trouble of finding a table! Plus i could eat anywhere i wanted!"
Whittaker's table by that guy kyle January 11, 2015
That ancient family of mad geniuses known for their massive heads and brainpower. Excessive geekiness is also not unknown.
Darn, that Whittaker beat me again.
Whittaker by Bleem890 February 7, 2009
A standard for breadmaking, only the best bread can be classed as Whittaker
That bread is Whittaker standard.
Whittaker by MosesMansaray September 9, 2010

matheson whittaker 

If someone is named this they are dumby thicc. Sksksksk.
Matheson gets hit in the nuts
Matheson Whittaker: and I oop sksksks