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Whittakered: Having your comment twisted into a personal insult against a person, followed by getting silenced
I've just been Whittakered by Facebook
by Scorpiod86 May 3, 2021
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Whittaker

A measure of drunkenness. Defined by the Geekshow Podcast. This definition was developed after Geekshow Panelist Jay Whittaker discovered the joy of Lime-a-ritas.
After drinking a couple of Angry Balls she knew she was at half Whittaker. She didn't want to go full Whittaker, so she stopped drinking.
by AlyssHeart July 27, 2014
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Whittaker's table

Pos: Noun

This is when somebody who has a large stomach that protrudes sits down and realizes that they cant reach the table or other surface to place food and eat like a normal person. So they then lean back and puff their stomach out and use it as a mobile table. Works very nicely and can accommodate a Big Mac meal if the technique is used correctly.
"Earlier today i used whittaker's table technique to hold my entire lunch. It saved me the trouble of finding a table! Plus i could eat anywhere i wanted!"
by that guy kyle January 11, 2015
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jodie whittaker

by otterblossom June 10, 2022
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Whittaker

That ancient family of mad geniuses known for their massive heads and brainpower. Excessive geekiness is also not unknown.
Darn, that Whittaker beat me again.
by Bleem890 February 7, 2009
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Whittaker

A standard for breadmaking, only the best bread can be classed as Whittaker
That bread is Whittaker standard.
by MosesMansaray September 9, 2010
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matheson whittaker

If someone is named this they are dumby thicc. Sksksksk.
Matheson gets hit in the nuts
Matheson Whittaker: and I oop sksksks
by And I Oop sksksksksksksksksksk September 9, 2019
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