Whittaman

Someone who is always whitty

"Oh that lad over there is being such a Whittaman"

by Pee Pee Man ;) May 19, 2022

Whitman, Price, and Haddad

According to Damon Killian, host of "The Running Man," Whitman, Price, and Haddad are "last seasons winners" of the Running Man gameshow. According to the bounty hunter named Fireball, played by ex-NFL running back and Hall of Famer Jim Brown, Whitman, Price, and Haddad are "last season's losers." Regardless, these three contestants are found dead and severely burned by Maria Conchita Alonzo in the musky bosom of the gameshow's playing ground.

Killian: "WHITMAN, PRICE, AND HADDAD!!! You remember them! There they are now, BASKING under the Maui sun."

by JaketheSnizake January 9, 2009

Whitman

Very small suburban town in southeastern Mass. Suburb of Brockton. Lots of apartments. No money, but the people don't care. The adults are working-class and friendly. Mostly conservative, but becoming more liberal. Voted Obama in 2012. The kids tend to be slackers and the girls tend to be slutty, but there are exceptions. Most people smoke weed. The chocolate chip cookie was invented there, but the restaurant burned down years ago. Always people walking around, no matter what time it is. Not much water, just an artificial lake in the center of town.

"Wanna walk to the basketball courts at 3 am?"
"Why not? We're from Whitman. I'll bring the weed and chocolate chip cookies."

by masstownrater December 22, 2013

Wittman

A German last name slaughtered by the English into "Whitman". Generally misspelled because of Whitman chocolates and Walt Whitman. Now all the Wittmans in the world are forever cursed with the saying "No h, two t's", and the stupid little red line that appears because of SpellCheck.

Person 1: Walt Whitman and Whitman chocolates are both great, but neither of them can spell.
Person 2: Poor things, don't they know it's
Wittman?

by BWittyAlways August 21, 2008

whitman college

A primarily white campus with the students family gross income being greater than the state of Washington. So liberal, the words "Trump" and "Triggered" pretty much elicit the same reaction. Frisbee is life.

Whitman College: "I wish I was Claremont McKenna"

by nunnnnyaa February 22, 2017

whitemanised

The process in which a black man of African or Carribean heritage is invoulantary evolved into a stereotypical white British gentlemen in which they share common traits with said gentlemen such as a posh accent or tendency to drink tea on a regular basis.

Kevin Hart was a primitive African mandinka warrior until he was whitemanised by the whip . In this rare case whitemanisation has taken place correctly.

by Modern English dialect May 10, 2018

Whitman

One of the smallest towns in Massachusetts.
Toll House Cookies were invented there. The drummer from Journey used to live there.
There's really nothing to do.
Nice school. Good place to raise kids... unless you're worried about them being hazed by the football team, becoming a chronic stoner or getting knocked up.
There is nothing else to do in the town other than get fucked, get fucked up, or go to Venus. Good pizza.

Person 1: I'm so fucking bored.
Person 2: Yeah, that will happen in Whitman.

by Whitmanite January 18, 2009