When you're having sex with a girl, and suddenly your pale, near-albino friend with
braces and
awkward social skills jumps out of the closet with a camcorder and screams at the two of you like a
banshee.
Yeah, we pulled the Whitey
Special on Bill. He said he hasn't been able to get it up for days. Which is
fine because
Susan won't even talk to him anymore.