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white people's disease

The inability to maintain or play to a rhythm.
To have an Awful Sense of rhythm.

Origins: This term is based on two stereotypes at once, African americans have a good sense of rhythm and Caucasian people do not.

Usage: It is most commonly used when referring to an African american with said inability, but may be used when referring to a Caucasian. But as prevailing stereotypes indicate more often than not this would be redundant, unless referring to a well known Caucasian musician or any musician, who's music has taken a recent decline.

Antonym for Rhythmatic
*After band class with an African american substitute teacher*
"Wow that was awful"
"Yeah that sub has white people's disease something bad."
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"Did you hear Kayne's Latest album?"
"No. Why?"
"He must've caught white people's disease, his music is awful"
by HBTZ March 30, 2010
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white people's hours

Wake up by 8am, Monday through Friday, 9-5pm, in bed by 12pm. You know, because white people have jobs to go to as opposed to blacks who are on welfare and sleep in past noon
You say you're looking for a job but you're not keeping white people's hours.
by Nunya B. January 15, 2008
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White people's unfunny Goku

Goku is a universally loved character and if you don't then you're either boring or racist but probably both. A white people's unfunny Goku is usually a boring and/or unfunny character who is really loved only by white people.
Steven from Steven Universe is really white people's unfunny Goku
by Myopinionisright June 10, 2024
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White people's party

1 - A term used in Latino and African-American communities to describe a party with limited food offered to the guests.
2 - A party where all the host offers their guests is cola and chips.
That was a real "white people's party", all they offered was coke and chips.

I left that party hungry because all they offered was soda and chips, what a "white people's party"
by Hombre Menso January 2, 2025
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White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

The times in horrormovies where the characters (who somehow always happen to be white) find themselves in stupid, deadly, or extremely difficult situations that were COMPLETELY avoidable if they had used the common sense that falls under these three categories: 1.) LEAVE IT ALONE 2.) NEVER INVESTIGATE 3.) LISTEN TO THE ADVICE(which is usually to leave something alone)
Amityville Horror-Listen to Advice
Listen white people, if you're seeing bodies and someone or something tells you to get out, DO IT. When the family stayed, it was White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

Paranormal Activity-Listen to Advice
The idiot husband did the opposite of the ADVICE the guy told them. He taunted the spirit, and grabbed a ouji board. White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

The Blair Witch Project-Never Investigate
A rumor is going around, that if you walk into a certain forest, you will get killed. Going to avoid it? Nope! You have to find out exactly what’s going on, on tape. White People Syndrome

Chernobyl Diaries- Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Who’s up for vacationing in creepy abandoned radioactive towns? The white kids! Nuclear fallout =deadly. Do not enter. Stay away. But did they? NO. That’s White People Syndrome

Prometheus-Leave it Alone
If you had left that big mysterious alien infested planet alone white people, life would still be yours. But you HAD to know. (W.P.S)

The Ring-Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Why would you investigate a tape that reputed to be killing people? That is one movie that these characters could have left on the shelf. And who is ‘investigating’ this phenomenon? A white person. Therefore, it’s White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)
by 4ever_GC July 5, 2012
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W.P.S. (White People Shit)

Some dumbass shit that only white people would do.
Climb mountains, horse back riding, the economy, KKK, incest, hockey, Family Guy, Republicans, bear hunting, hunting in general, pick up trucks, white jesus, rock music, country music, wale hunting, baked chicken, the show jackass, beer games, bro rape, are all examples of w.p.s. (white people shit).
by neednottoknow August 2, 2010
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National Socialist White People's Party

Formerly known as the American Nazi Party. It was formed in 1959 as the World Union of Free Enterprise National Socialists. By George Norman Rockwell. A man who despised his in laws because they didn't raise their daughter to be compliant and docile.

After Rockwell was murdered David Duke stated "The greatest American who ever lived has been shot down and killed."

William Pierce the far right extremist who formed the national alliance and authored the Turner Diaries and Hunter. Was a former editor of extremist literature published by the order. I mean the National Socialist White People's Party.

The Turner Diaries in particular has been extremely influential in far right circles. The term Day of the rope is taken from that novel. The bombing attack against FBI HQ described in the novel heavily influenced Timothy McVeigh.

In the Turner Diaries the day of the rope refers to all non-whites and their collaborators (liberals/democrats/jews) being dragged out of their homes and hung in the street. If you were wondering why Trump supporters built a make shift gallows and were chanting hang Pence while they stormed the Capitol and violently assaulted Capitol Police officers. Well. Now you know.
National Socialist White People's Party I am not making that up. It's really what it was called.
by Mr Getz March 21, 2021
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