Girl: Mike your fucking huge! Are a nigg.. I mean black person.
Mike: Nope just a humble white man with a big ass dick. You can call me the white mandingo if you please.
Girl: Okay (gets railed really hard by enormous white cock)
Fucking a bitch with such good pussy and/or ass that you say fuck it, let’s bust the fattest nut of all time inside this sex goddess. Then after you nut in the ass and/or butt u proceed to rub the pussy flaps or asscheeks together with the cum inside.(optional, you put your pride aside and eat that shit).
Oh my crispy tenders Ronnie You should of been there with your mother and I last night. I love making s’mores with white chocolate.
person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh