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White lies 

Everything a white person has ever told you.

(Mostly congress)
"The president said that he isn't a racist "

"Damm it felisha how many times have told you not to listen to them white lies"
White lies by COVFEFE? June 15, 2018

White lies 

Lies people of European identities tell about cultural history, present events, and future expectations
White lies by Malika Davis August 23, 2023

Whitelist 

A list of subjects (mostly people) allowed to join something or do something. This term is widely used in IT.
Now some bitch ass activists consider it racist so it's gonna be replaced with allowlist (what a bullshit) on some places (new Linux kernel for example)
Sorry, you are not on the whitelist for this party.
Whitelist by imasudoer September 11, 2020

whitelist 

A list of people that are cool, trustworthy, and invited to all the parties; the opposite of blacklist.
Matt can surf, is good with the ladies, and drives a motorcycle. He is funny and I like him. Put him on the whitelist for the next party.
whitelist by crackerjackson March 10, 2008

whitelisted 

The presumption that you are being unfairly held back and discriminated against because of your ethnic origin.
This phenomenon frequently occurs when one puts a check next to the box marked Caucasian (not of Hispanic origin).
Jonathon: "I can not believe they gave the promotion to that ethnic guy over me."
Tyrone: "Man, you be blacklisted."
Jonathon: "No Tyrone, I've been whitelisted."
Tyrone: "Pump yo brakes for a sec cracker, they be callin' me on ma bluetoof."
Jonathon: "You're a true friend Tyrone."
Tyrone: "Man, fuck you."
whitelisted by brybry August 11, 2008

whitelisted 

Term in the IT world granting you access to the services you desire.
You have been whitelisted for our services.
whitelisted by ChrissysMom June 1, 2018