A sermon; especially one administered at a soup kitchen prior to food being served.
Bum #1: Hey, let's go to the Bread of Life mission tonight for dinner!
Bum #2: NO, NOT THERE!!! They gave an ear whipping almost four hours long last night for a scoop of mystery meat and a spoonful of smashed potatoes with lumpy gravy on them!!!
A common pasttime in rural villages/towns. The shitty itself consists of accelerationg a car as much as possible and cranking the wheel. This usually results in massive fun, melted rubber, and huge track marks. Using a truck makes the feat 2 to 3 times more authentic.
#1: I was soo bored so i just started whipping shitties all over town.
#1: Bro, we were straight whipping a shitty around this corner the other day, there's even still tire marks
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.