Hozier 

An elusive Irish forest spirit who occasionally leaves the woods to release and perform blues-rock songs. Also controls a moderately sized lesbian army.

Person 1: Hey dude, I was walking in the woods earlier and I spotted a feral Hozier in one of the treetops.
Person 2: Wow, did you get a selfie with him?
Person 1: Nah, but he did throw a guitar pick at me before scampering off

Hozier by qwertyuiop42 August 11, 2020

Hozier 

An amazing male singer that emits perfection with his talented golden voice. He will soon be greatly recognized, and be seen as a great icon in the Indie Rock genre and the music industry

Have you heard of Hozier?
Yeah dude, he needs to get known!

Hozier by Jacob14 December 10, 2014

Hozier 

The amazing singer and song writer who’s Irish and has a big persona in the lgtbq community he’s 31 years old the sweetest man ever king hair he is gorgeous

You know hozier?

oh the take me to church guy!?

Hozier by Cozierlass March 29, 2021

Hozier 

Also known as Andrew, someone the Irish royals and 1st presidential family, The Gleesons put in the middle of the Latino VS Republic Of Ireland argument because The Irish love one another so much they desperately needed a scapegoat.

I have nothing against Hozier except his managers

Hozier by Proud To Be Dubliner January 29, 2024

Hozier 

People think he's a forest God but he's just some guy named Andrew.

Someone who's just listened to Work Song: wow this man is magical

Someone else: no Hozier is just some Irish guy.

Hozier by lily.kilgore July 18, 2025

Hozier song 

A song so beautiful that you'll need to take at least a week off just to think about it. When someone tells you that you look like a Hozier song, they're basically calling you 'eternally beautiful'

Person1: "you look like a Hozier song"
Person2: "aw, thank you"

Hozier song by Pedror December 1, 2023

Hozier song 

When someone tells you that you look like a Hozier song, they're basically saying that they think you're 'beautiful'.

Person A: "wow, you look like a Hozier song"
Person B: "thanks bro"

Hozier song by Pedror December 1, 2023