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The Pink Whale Challenge 

If you want to do the Blue Whale Challenge, first off, dont. Do this instead. Please. Don't kill yourself. Please don't. People care. They really do. I promise.
Jay: I'm doing the pink whale challenge.
Kyle: Good for you man.

whaleasaurus 

A humungous overweight out of shape poor excuse for a living thing.
A whaleasaurus lay on the beach surrounded by empty food containers.
whaleasaurus by jpg3 May 18, 2013

Surrogate Whale 

A way of trolling which was developed on the bodybuilding forums, misc section. The strategy originated in a thread which was created by carboy109. The strategy was developed by Xorsos. The strategy allows an individual to defame a sloot by using nude pictures of another sloot. These sloots typically have a monstrous physique and are known as whales.
Carboy109: "If you see this image while scrolling the first page, you have been visited by the surrogate whale. You MUST post 'Thank you Surrogate Whale' or you will face loss of gains and NEGS for the rest of your life"

Xorsos: Thank you Surrogate Whale
Surrogate Whale by carboy109 May 10, 2013

All Hail The Blue Whale 

the great blue whale Alhut Aleazim is the one true god of the spectral plane. He says all human lives must be entangled before death so they can become ghosts and join the spectral plane. If not they run the risk of reincarnation or becoming part of the alt-fright and Richard Spector. for more information on how to become entangled check out fright supremacy on youtube.
All hail the blue whale Alhut Aleazim for he shall defeat the alt fright and richard spector.

Pickbertson's whale 

A small breed whale of the humpback variety. So named after famed naturalist Gary Pickbertson, this curious whale can be found off the coast of South Africa.
Robert: Baloooga! Nick: Nope, Pickbertson's whale!
Pickbertson's whale by cabin boy December 31, 2009

Eternal Whale

When your girlfriend gains weight after you begin dating her...and never loses it.
Ian:I wished I had stayed single...

Noah:I never though your girlfriend would turn into a eternal whale.
Eternal Whale by SilverDawn41 October 22, 2019
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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