Whalecum

The magic word that appears when a thirteen year old boy discovers that Whale-cum and Welcome sound alike.

LOOOLLZZ WHALECUM LOL LOL CUM

Whalecum by Sethyboi January 12, 2011

Whalecum

Truly showing happiness and insulting the other person at the same time

"hey i got you some doughnuts"
"thanks man"
"you're whalecum"

Whalecum by TheGodParty November 10, 2015

whalecum

spelled almost like welcome, and is used instead, to say welcome!

1: congratz!
2: tyty
1: ur whalecum

whalecum by GRANZERN February 7, 2009

whalecum

Whalecum meaning Welcome
As in You're Welcome

First Fren: thank you

Second Fren: Whalecum

Bob: Thank you
Judy: Whalecum
Bob: Tasty

whalecum by Negative Creep666 March 1, 2015

Whalecum

It is to welcome a person with tons of "[cum}" as a form of greeting.

I will whalecum you.

Whalecum by 3EDGY5ME DADDY May 8, 2017

Whalecum

When you're having sex, and either you or your partner cum, the other says "Walecum" for making you cum

Justin: Oh fuck baby, I'm so close
Hailey: *Fucks harder* Fuck you like this?
Justin: Y-yes... fuuuuck *cums*
Hailey: Whalecum

Whalecum by wristsicicle May 20, 2017

whalecum

like welcome but cooler ;)
only a few cool ppl say it

person 1: ohhh thanks

Person 2: your whalecum

whalecum by yamum!!! August 3, 2011