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Truly showing happiness and insulting the other person at the same time
"hey i got you some doughnuts"
"thanks man"
"you're whalecum"
Whalecum by TheGodParty November 10, 2015
spelled almost like welcome, and is used instead, to say welcome!
1: congratz!
2: tyty
1: ur whalecum
whalecum by GRANZERN February 7, 2009
First Fren: thank you

Second Fren: Whalecum

Bob: Thank you
Judy: Whalecum
Bob: Tasty
whalecum by Negative Creep666 March 1, 2015
It is to welcome a person with tons of "cum}" as a form of greeting.
I will whalecum you.
Whalecum by 3EDGY5ME DADDY May 8, 2017
When you're having sex, and either you or your partner cum, the other says "Walecum" for making you cum
Justin: Oh fuck baby, I'm so close
Hailey: *Fucks harder* Fuck you like this?
Justin: Y-yes... fuuuuck *cums*
Hailey: Whalecum
Whalecum by wristsicicle May 20, 2017
like welcome but cooler ;)
only a few cool ppl say it
whalecum by yamum!!! August 3, 2011