what the ACTUAL fuck? 

Take a standard "What the fuck?", multiply by a level of disbelief or incredulity, and then you have "What the ACTUAL fuck?".

Someone parks in two spaces, you exclaim "What the ACTUAL fuck?",
Someone gets up in your face, you shout "What the ACTUAL fuck?".

what the ACTUAL fuck? by DollyDolittle October 11, 2011

What the actual fuck? 

An expression of surprise or confusion used when what the fuck is insufficient to convey the magnitude of the situation. The increasingly flippant use and associated devaluation of the query 'what the fuck?' has necessitated the creation a more heart-felt derivative.

"What the actual fuck are you doing?"

"Have you seen Russell's beard yet?"
"Yeah... what the actual fuck?"

What the actual fuck? by wanking_at_gunpoint October 8, 2008

What the actual fuck, dude 

Generally used to imply shock that the previous person has posted something either outrageously distasteful or outrageously off topic.

Someone: "I'm glad something bad happened"
Me: "What the actual fuck, dude"

What the actual fuck, dude by NoNoNoNoNoNoHellNo December 23, 2019

what in the actual fuck

What in the actual fuck?!? To describe a sence of shock and confusion about the reality of your situation.

Your phone was connected to wifi then suddenly disconnects without reason, your chair was there a minute ago and now its gone. What in the ACTUAL fuck.

what in the actual fuck by Dirtprincess33 February 16, 2014

what in the actual fuck

First coined by Danish writer Søren Kierkegaard, a technical philosophical phrase, employed primarily in metaphysical and existentialist discourses, to draw a sharp distinction between actual fucks and merely potential fucks.

Person online: I would like to express an opinion on which reasonable minds may differ.
SK: what in the ACTUAL fuck
Twitter: omg all the rts

what in the actual fuck by urbanexistentialist February 6, 2015

what in the actual fuck

when something comepletly and idioticly unexpected happens and you dont know how to act about it

someone: (gets cancer, loses 3 of there 17 kidneys, gets AIDS, and eats 36 bats and 79 people in 5 sec's)

someone: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW

what in the actual fuck by Meme lord 6969420 November 5, 2020

what in the actual fucking fuck 

when something is so incredibly fucking stupid and shocking u are left speechless and fucking fuck says it all for u

“did u see brendon urie getting fingered in the kitchen?”

*sends pic*
“what in the actual fucking fuck is this”

what in the actual fucking fuck by some of yall fucking weird October 13, 2020