Søren equals God. His phallus is like horse penis combined with a whale dick. Usain Bolt is jealous of his gluteus maximus. He is a white Ronnie Coleman and a black Arnold Schwarzenegger. His biceps contains more mass than his brain. He is the ultimate Modern Warfare 2 bash0r and PS3 fuck0r. People eat his sperm for proteins and testosteron that he sells for 1000 EURO per shot. People once saw him building a bridge with his penis over a huge river to save a cat.
Søren ? He is OMNIPOTENT
by Thakrage March 02, 2011
Søren sexual is a person who is sexually attracted to Søren. You might think this person is gay but, this is different from being gay as the person is only attracted to søren.
person 1: wait you are attracted to søren, doesn't that make you gay?
person 2: no I'm not gay, I'm Søren sexual meaning I'm only attracted to søren no other people.
person 2: no I'm not gay, I'm Søren sexual meaning I'm only attracted to søren no other people.
by nico188f April 15, 2021
When you fuck a girl in the ear, while you sufficate due to a banana being shoved down your throat, all have to be done in the trunk of a car.
Many different kinds of fruits can be used.
Many different kinds of fruits can be used.
My friend Sophia and i went out to makeout point, where we closed the trunk and i jammed my penis into her ear, and then she took the banana, and we made a dirty Søren.
by Dirty downsyndrom October 19, 2020
by InsertRitoBalanceHere November 12, 2018
Soren, most likely to be shorter but not shorter than 5’7. He is goofy and bubbly and is the type to get in trouble in class for talking too much. Most likely to fall in love with a latina. Most likely to say skibidi toilet without any shame. Most likely to be a white european boy. A bit of a hoe but has a soft spot for that one long haired girl. Most likely to play soccer or do track. Probably has a sweet tooth. Tries to learn other languages but sucks at it but learns fast. Probably wears hats all the time. Most likely to have his ears pierced. Flawless tan skin with nice eyes. Definitely a female attracter due to his lethal face card. Has the whitest teeth that could blind you. Probably plays an instrument. Overall Soren would be a great guy to date if you ever met one and a great friend.
Hoe #1: Wow OMG Søren is so fine.
Hoe #2: FOR REAL SØREN A CUTIE!!
His future girl: Back off Søren is mine.
Hoe #2: FOR REAL SØREN A CUTIE!!
His future girl: Back off Søren is mine.
by urrizzygal February 06, 2025
Søren is a scandinavian given name. The name became popular in the Middle Ages, and was often given to a true warrior. In today's scandinavian you think of a shyboy when you hear the name Søren. A guy that gets quiet around beautiful women or the guy who mumbles when he is going to speak in front of the class. this has given the broverp "don't be a Søren" which means you are talking good about yourself, but when it all comes to an end you're just a loser
Son: Today i'm gonna try all the big slides in the waterpark
Father: Don't be a Søren son. Nobody likes a søren
Son: No. I promise i won't back out. I'm not a Søren
Father: Don't be a Søren son. Nobody likes a søren
Son: No. I promise i won't back out. I'm not a Søren
by Stuffi February 26, 2019