It is a way of showing your big dick to other men. ''What the actual'' could take the place of ''Why am I such a fucking faggot''.
Dim Sum:Hey man, I want to douse you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado, what the actual?

Cool guy with big dick: Shut the fuck up.
by bigolpeepee June 21, 2014
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Take a standard "What the fuck?", multiply by a level of disbelief or incredulity, and then you have "What the ACTUAL fuck?".
Someone parks in two spaces, you exclaim "What the ACTUAL fuck?",
Someone gets up in your face, you shout "What the ACTUAL fuck?".
by DollyDolittle May 27, 2011
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An expression of surprise or confusion used when what the fuck is insufficient to convey the magnitude of the situation. The increasingly flippant use and associated devaluation of the query 'what the fuck?' has necessitated the creation a more heart-felt derivative.
"What the actual fuck are you doing?"

"Have you seen Russell's beard yet?"
"Yeah... what the actual fuck?"
by wanking_at_gunpoint August 14, 2008
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Generally used to imply shock that the previous person has posted something either outrageously distasteful or outrageously off topic.
Someone: "I'm glad something bad happened"
Me: "What the actual fuck, dude"
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What in the actual fuck?!? To describe a sence of shock and confusion about the reality of your situation.
Your phone was connected to wifi then suddenly disconnects without reason, your chair was there a minute ago and now its gone. What in the ACTUAL fuck.
by Dirtprincess33 February 16, 2014
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First coined by Danish writer Søren Kierkegaard, a technical philosophical phrase, employed primarily in metaphysical and existentialist discourses, to draw a sharp distinction between actual fucks and merely potential fucks.
Person online: I would like to express an opinion on which reasonable minds may differ.
SK: what in the ACTUAL fuck
Twitter: omg all the rts
by urbanexistentialist February 7, 2015
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when something comepletly and idioticly unexpected happens and you dont know how to act about it
someone: (gets cancer, loses 3 of there 17 kidneys, gets AIDS, and eats 36 bats and 79 people in 5 sec's)

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