Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Five-high-guy

stacheitory

When a grown man attempts to grow a mustache, but the end result resembles what appears on the upper lip of a prepubescent teen (male or female).

The the patchy tufts of hair hair growing on Danny’s upper lip formed a perfect stacheitory.

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When a grown man attempts to grow a mustache, but the end result resembles what appears on the upper lip of a prepubescent teen (male or female).

The the patchy tufts of hair hair growing on Danny’s upper lip formed a perfect stacheitory.

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One who speaks softly on the phone while using a public bathroom stall.

Deb is such a poop-whisperer.

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A person speaking softly on a phone while sitting in a public toilet stall.

Deb is the worst poop-whisperer, she is always on her phone in the bathroom.

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