whackin 

Slang term for masturbation.

Any man born with a penis and a hand with at least a thumb and 2 fingers should be able to accomplish the feat.

Step 1: Find a good place to remove penis from pants. Suggestion: Shower, bedroom, dusty attic.

Step 2: Withdraw penis from pants.

Step 3: Double check location for humans and house pets. If they see you it could be uncomfortable.

Step 4: Open hand, place penis in hand, get a firm grip around your 'cock'. Lotion may be necessary to prevent chafing.

Step 5: Stroke penis with hand either gently or feverishly (or both).

Step 6: Repeat step 5 over and over until white fluid is ejected from the mushroom shaped head sitting atop the shaft. This should feel exquisite.

I enjoy feverishly whackin my cock in my dusty attic while rats bite at my toes and scrotum any chance I get.

I think about big fat Jamaican women when I am whackin my schlong. They make good grits and have jungle titties. I want to stick my penis in their large, dark, cavernous vaginas.

whackin by ChocolateCoveredBallsacks March 5, 2008

Whackin' Hand 

Hand or hands of an individual male that have been used to pleasure oneself.

Person #1: why didn't you give Rick a high 5?

Person #2: i ain't touching his hand yo, it's a whackin' hand.

Whackin' Hand by DaPredator May 17, 2010

Whackin n Pickles

When a midget prostitute goes to the store and buys a large jar of pickles; makes a bikini out of the pickle skin, and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a hippo.

In order to win her men over, sequoia performs the whackin n pickles routine; fortunately it has never failed.

Whackin n Pickles by Skydivin Paraplegic August 4, 2009

whackin' it 

masterbation, or stroking the penis until a climax it reached.

we was whackin' it

whackin' it by dan-squared November 2, 2008

Whackin Munchies 

The sudden urge to whack off

Joe: Yo, I have to go.

Jonny: Why?

Joe: Because the whackin munchies!

Jonny: :O

Whackin Munchies by THE WHACKER!! May 11, 2009

Whackin' the Krakin 

Masturbating. To masturbate.

To release the krakin, when by krakin you mean your penis.

Tod: Hey Joe, were you just whackin' the krakin in the bathroom?

Joe: No.

Whackin' the Krakin by Krakin Whaker June 16, 2010

whackin your dog 

masturbating. tugging your bird.

don't be whackin yer dog.

whackin your dog by joey February 13, 2004